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Crooked writer calls soldiers good. But no one talks about sacrifices I make to be a tremendous success. TREMENDOUS!

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Women like Hester Prynne have it easy! Just play the woman card and get an A!

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Hardworking Dursleys send difficult child away- then don’t appear again until the end of the book. BAD AND CONFUSING

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Pathetic Grendel still lives with his MOTHER. Hrothgar’s a BAD king who lets monsters into his country. NO ONE wins!

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Phony Eve takes advice from a snake - a disaster from which we’ve never recovered! BAD

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Winston Smith’s a disgrace to his party. Can’t trust a lying thought criminal. We've always been at war w/ Eurasia!

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Wow, Lear is truly crazy and out of touch. And a BAD FATHER. Goneril and Regan will make Britain great again!

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Emma lacks the experience and gravitas to be a proper lady. Not a good match for Knightley. SPOILED AND IMMATURE

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Little bald Prufrock had his chance and blew it. Won't even dare to eat a peach. He’s a total loser!

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Assumed this was about Rubio. Instead it’s a rich tapestry of love loss and terrible intimacy-BORING AND NOT FOR ME

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Sad little man Gatsby can’t get anyone to like him. Maybe he’s not as rich as he thinks. NOT GREAT AT ALL

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Not interested in @dalighieri’s midlife crisis-Your life may be hell but it doesn’t make you interesting. Pathetic!

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Odysseus took 20 years to travel 600 miles. Would not want him as captain of my boat. BAD SAILOR

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Failed king Oedipus made one of history's worst decisions. STUPID to marry someone you know nothing about-BE CAREFUL