M Mallone

[Dixon Uranus @RealDixonUranus]

"Tell them to put 'probably gay' in the headline."

[garçon @boymolish]

“Are you recording?”

No…

[bubble boi @bubbleboi]

That’s the smile of a man who can’t be fired.

[Noah @antibearthesis]

Trump every time the S&P 500 drops 1%

[Gambling is Life @GamblingMemez]

Me after making $10 at the casino

[M Mallone @LitMatchM]

back

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

BREAKING: The Fed introduces new $1 dollar bill

[M Mallone @LitMatchM]

check out my checkerboard! drop your links and ill hit you with a vote too #hvmtl #forge
https://t.co/OogiA78OA8

[M Mallone @LitMatchM]

Should be interesting, @yugalabs
definitely stepped up from Dookey Dash
https://t.co/HyWlXdoToP

[M Mallone @LitMatchM]

Boosting this one 😂

[Alex Finn @AlexFinn]

Here is exactly how your tweets are ranked

Found this in the algorithm code

The tweet's like count is the biggest impact. 30x the impact of replies.

Next is retweet count. 20x the impact of replies

Post something offensive? Tweet is dead in the water

Multiple hashtags? You're not getting ranked

Mention something trending (chatGPT)? Small boost.

Image or video attached? Big 2x boost.

A lot of lessons to be gleaned here

[M Mallone @LitMatchM]

Time to retire?

[Autopilot @joinautopilot]

Update for everyone

The early support has skyrocketed us to #1 on the app store 🫡

And has also overloaded our servers to the point where the app has become pretty slow.

We're working to increase output now, but we appreciate the patience as we work on it. DM us w/ any Q's

[M Mallone @LitMatchM]

Hypothetically, how does one get hired to tweet 800 times a day at a rate of $15000/month...

Asking for a friend looking to make $180K/yr from their toilet.

[gaut @0xgaut]

Twitter birdwatch, but it's brutally honest

[M Mallone @LitMatchM]

"Money doesn't change people it exposes who they are"
Smartest shit I've heard in a while.

[M Mallone @LitMatchM]

#ChatGPT was asked to give me a tweet about the importance of growth. It did require some iterations before this result.

[M Mallone @LitMatchM]

A head start in any thing is worthless without constant growth. The growth must at a minimum occur at the same rate as competition or you will fall behind.

[M Mallone @LitMatchM]

A head start in any thing is worthless without constant growth. The growth must at a minimum occur at the same rate as competition or you will fall behind.

[M Mallone @LitMatchM]

From here on out I will only reply and quote retweet things using #ChatGPT Call me an innovator.

[M Mallone @LitMatchM]

😂😂😂😂

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

Last month, Shark Tank's Kevin O’Leary said "if there's ever a place I could be that I'm not gonna get in trouble, it's gonna be at FTX."