BREAKING NEWS! Andrew Mountpaedo Wind Up moves to a council flat on the 13th floor of a block in Dagenham. Tells royal correspondent he wants ‘a hands on commoner experience’.
Greenland left the EU in 1985, when it gained its autonomy from Denmark. In 2009 the EU vetoed Greenland's return over... fishing rights. So, for a few tons of fish, the EU forfeited its right to confront Trump. Only the Greenlanders can now tell him 'hands off Greenland!"