Literal Cum

Mmmm... gooey cum

[Literal Cum @LiteralCum]

Congratulations, you just played with yourself

[Ross W Berman IV (Philosopher Pirate) @RossWBermanIV]

NATHAN: Do you understand why this is funny?

ELIZABETH: He clearly loves his father so much

NATHAN: ...What?

ELIZABETH: He's set up a pulley system so that his father can eat sausage effortlessly. He's singing to him. He loves him

NATHAN: 😦

BILLY: You have a beautiful mind.

[Poo Crave @Poo_Crave]

Tom Holland accidentally wears his ‘cum rag’ while out and about in LA

[Literal Cum @LiteralCum]

Took a gamble on a fart and now the bookie is gonna break my fucking fingers

[Ghostbusters @Ghostbusters]

tAg tHeM 🟢💚 #Ectober

[Literal Cum @LiteralCum]

They’re trying me as an adult tomorrow

[Super Mario Facts @SuperMarioFact]

“You already know the basics of Lob Shots, yes? I see. Lob Shots are the best, are they not?”
—Master Lob

[Kambit 🃏 @UncannyKam]

me throwing my jizz sock at bro

[Literal Cum @LiteralCum]

This how oneyplays fans be

[Lena /Zegasus🦬 Niklin CEO ➡️Furnal Equinox 27 @zig_fa]

its sad that total drama seems to be all she really has in her life

[Literal Cum @LiteralCum]

Won’t stand for any Dakota Johnson slander. She brought down Ellen’s empire, and that’s enough for me

[Literal Cum @LiteralCum]

St*neToss appearing on my timeline in 2026

[The Frustrating Individual @MILFmassacre]

This is Major Tom to Ground Control
I'm clicking on the porn
And I'm stroking in a most peculiar way

[Literal Cum @LiteralCum]

Now wait just a cum blastin minute

[Literal Cum @LiteralCum]

Anus Targaryen

[🌺caulksIeeve🌺 @tenthousund]

cum towel's finally stiff enoug to get oragami'd into sombrero

[Literal Cum @LiteralCum]

When I was a kid, I always put my dream job down as “Village Elder”

[Literal Cum @LiteralCum]

Chicken Jockey

[Literal Cum @LiteralCum]

Surprised Capcom never pulled a “Chris Redfield? Oh hens half-Japanese”

[Literal Cum @LiteralCum]

Happy #PornAtWorkWednesday to those who celebrate

[Literal Cum @LiteralCum]

@MBTYuGiOh The “real life” Durendal is infamous for having tons of illegitimate replicas in museums (hence the archetype) that have been stolen and replace a bunch, but one such copy imbedded in a cliff bed was stolen exactly one year after the archetype gained it’s second wave of support