Matthew Burtner

A kindhearted misanthrope, stumbling toward optimism.

[Matthew Burtner @LiteralVis]

@Hdilla I want Tony Gilroy involved in all future Star Wars shows.

[Abner Pastoll @abnerpastoll]

Absolutely incredible

[Ngaio Bealum @ngaio420]

Presented without comment.

[Matthew Burtner @LiteralVis]

@fairywoman42 @FoamyWader Sorry, you actually got Raving Rabbids

[The Recount @therecount]

Psaki: What should we do, send a COVID test to every American for free?!

Biden admin, 13 days later:

[Matthew Burtner @LiteralVis]

@disneyplus The IMAX upgrade is cool but please give us a 3D option too. This movie was begging to be seen in 3D.

[Matthew Burtner @LiteralVis]

@DisneyPlusHelp The time has come: Add SBS 3D to Disney+. New Holographic 3D devices & more in the coming months, millions 3DTV & VR users want 3D! No big investments, less bandwidth than 4K #BackTo3D https://t.co/BAC5PI4Lbd

[Matthew Burtner @LiteralVis]

@DaneStorrusten Or is it for “ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa”? You know, because he wanna be startin’ somethin’.

[Yat Siu @ysiu]

1/ Meta formerly known as Facebook today is to the #Metaverse what the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (North Korea) is to democracy. The real metaverse is open has true digital data ownership and is governed by a majority interest i.e. its users https://t.co/ZE4JUk98hB

[Matthew Burtner @LiteralVis]

What is this bizarre reality where I felt a need to write in defense of QR codes?https://t.co/xwAKKqzDQe

[Matthew Burtner @LiteralVis]

@fairywoman42 @FoamyWader Bunnicula Bunnicula

[Jeff Stein @jstein_sun]

Absolutely incredible: Census says poverty rate **fell** in 2020 ***during one of the worst labor market shocks in US history***, due to the combo of stimulus checks/federal relief that reached millions both in and outside the workforce. Reflects limits of jobs to reduce poverty.

[Matthew Burtner @LiteralVis]

@mattqualls Don’t get me wrong, the story FvJ pulled off is way more impressive but if we’re ranking movies about Jason Voorhees and his traditional escapades, the reboot delivers

[Matthew Burtner @LiteralVis]

@mattqualls The big question is where do you put the reboot? It’s better than you remember. It might be above Freddy vs Jason for me. Definitely above part 5

[Matthew Burtner @LiteralVis]

@mattqualls It’s tough. I’m still bitter about the twist in 5 so I’d probably drop it a spot. I enjoyed Jason Goes to Hell more the last time I watched it so I’d probably swap it with Jason X which is almost a parody.

[Matthew Burtner @LiteralVis]

@mattqualls Hard to argue with this ranking!

[Matthew Burtner @LiteralVis]

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[Matthew Burtner @LiteralVis]

I started sharing my #glutenfree and #dairyfree recipies on TikTok. Check it out if you're into delicious food with dumb restrictions
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