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@lonerbob @Batfox_Pictures I think you’re misremembering

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@frozenaesthetic They were training your parents to hate music class and be thankful when the program is cut

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@caraksha103 I’m very happily married to a beautiful woman I adore. She loves and respects me and we have great fun and wonderful conversations. I’ll never get tired of her. I hope she never tires of me.

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@_littlerobin_1 Team Rosalie

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@CraigBaird Chris Hadfield is amazing. What an absolutely phenomenal role model for young Canadians

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@_chrismdavidson @leamaric What the fuck does that mean

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@HattieJamesFit Wherever they serve creatine as an appetizer

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@RoloPoloTV @Sid_Seixeiro @sidseixeiroshow 136 months is hilarious. Well done

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@DirtyJerz25 @DanClarkSports How would someone hate Guerrero?

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@NovoUntermensch @7why__ydm soundbar was your first mistake

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@iamstevesavage @7why__ydm This is the correct answer; people complaining about this issue have Sonos or Bose or some other shit

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@bellaLovesanim @JeffNadu You don’t, and it’s not even close

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@greegle_mudzone @halogen1048576 Are you referring to New Berlin?

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@sumeetparmar @TheCinesthetic no

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@CodesXBT @stats_feed You’re insane

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@idaojr @Headshok1962 It’s completely abnormal, hence the post

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@verbalriotshow ‘breath’ easy indeed

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@marioliveirain Eat it politely while enjoying my hosts company and hospitality?

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@RealPaulRoss Nobody loves Joe

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@StJimmySkywalk1 @eeBAHeeCanales Zendaya is equivalent to the third hottest waitress at any random Applebees