Drax, the Destroyer.

I will kill the Mad Titan, for my wife and my daughter. [ #MCU RP ] #GuardiansoftheGalaxy #InfinityWar

[Drax, the Destroyer. @LiterallyFierce]

“Whatever is their strongest libation.” The Destroyer said as he approached the bar counter.

[ʀᴏᴄᴋᴇᴛ ʀᴀᴄᴄᴏᴏɴ. @TacticalFurball]

Chuckling, Rocket lead the way before hopping up onto a bar stool, getting his bearings before waving the bartender down to order.

“ Alright, Drax, what do ya want? ”

[Drax, the Destroyer. @LiterallyFierce]

Dodgeball champion.

[Drax, the Destroyer. @LiterallyFierce]

“Hmph.” The Destroyer scoffed, following the crafty raccoon towards the local dive bar on Knowhere.

[ʀᴏᴄᴋᴇᴛ ʀᴀᴄᴄᴏᴏɴ. @TacticalFurball]

“ Great! You're buyin'.

…I'm just kiddin'.

Let's go! ”

[Drax, the Destroyer. @LiterallyFierce]

“I… I do not see why not, Rocket.”

[ʀᴏᴄᴋᴇᴛ ʀᴀᴄᴄᴏᴏɴ. @TacticalFurball]

“ Well, yeah, sure.

…Can I join ya? ”

[Drax, the Destroyer. @LiterallyFierce]

“Can a man not drink for pleasure?”

[ʀᴏᴄᴋᴇᴛ ʀᴀᴄᴄᴏᴏɴ. @TacticalFurball]

“ Why're you gettin' wasted? You okay?

…I know yer not out of Zarg Nuts. ”

[✧･ﾟ𝙣𝗲͟𝗯͟𝘂͟𝗹͟𝗮͟ ͟ @cyberneticblue]

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[Drax, the Destroyer. @LiterallyFierce]

“I shout ‘hello’ into a cave, the cave says ‘hello’ back. That is a word.

Why would you not first guess yourself?”

[Movement Foundation @movemoney_fnd]

“That’s a SOUND, it’s not a word. Two… totally different things—Jesus, I can’t believe you actually made me second guess myself for a second there.”

[Drax, the Destroyer. @LiterallyFierce]

“Mantis, where are you? Touch Quill and make him forget I wasn’t aware of his rubbery features.”

[Drax, the Destroyer. @LiterallyFierce]

“I did not know Quill was a rubber man. How am I supposed to be his best friend if I don’t even know that?!”

[Drax, the Destroyer. @LiterallyFierce]

“Then explain an echo.”

[Movement Foundation @movemoney_fnd]

Features scrunch up in disappointment.

“What? /No/, man! I didn’t mean—like—𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭 rubber! It’s a metaphor! Words don’t bounce off of things.”

[Drax, the Destroyer. @LiterallyFierce]

Hides the bag of Zarg Nuts behind his back.

“I was just heading ti the tavern for some beverages until I can no longer feel my toes.”

[ʀᴏᴄᴋᴇᴛ ʀᴀᴄᴄᴏᴏɴ. @TacticalFurball]

“ …Right, Drax.

What were you up to today, anyways? ”

[Drax, the Destroyer. @LiterallyFierce]

Drax is doing mental gymnastics before he slowly approaches Quill.

“DO THESE WORDS BOUNCE TO ME?!” Shouting in a screeching-like manner. Surely Peter’s ears would deflect it back at Drax, leaving the Earther’s ears safe from harm.

Quill teaches Drax new things everyday.

[Movement Foundation @movemoney_fnd]

“/I’m/ the rubber man, in this case. Cause whatever you say bounces OFF, of me, like rubber—thus… sticking to 𝘺𝘰𝘶.” Smirk.

He’s explained it perfectly, no window whatsoever for misinterpretation.

[Drax, the Destroyer. @LiterallyFierce]

“I am here, I am not missing any parts of my body.”

[ʀᴏᴄᴋᴇᴛ ʀᴀᴄᴄᴏᴏɴ. @TacticalFurball]

“ Who said you were mindless?

Yer just uhhh, not all there. ”

[Drax, the Destroyer. @LiterallyFierce]

“I am not some mindless beast like an Orloni, Furball.”

[ʀᴏᴄᴋᴇᴛ ʀᴀᴄᴄᴏᴏɴ. @TacticalFurball]

“ With miraculous shit luck n'brute force, sure.

But not with intelligence. ”

[Drax, the Destroyer. @LiterallyFierce]

Is everyone wishing for demise? Well he wishes for the demise of all actors pretending to be incredible heroes for entertainment of dumb Earthers!

[Drax, the Destroyer. @LiterallyFierce]

@DeadIiestWoman @LegendaryOutIaw

[Drax, the Destroyer. @LiterallyFierce]

“Who is the rubber man and why would he call me glue? I am not an adhesive.”

[Movement Foundation @movemoney_fnd]

“You ever heard of the saying, ‘I’m rubber, you’re glue’…?”