Lexie Theodore

Just your average washed up grad. Just having fun & doing my thang every single night ✌🏼️ SC'15 🔻WSU'17🦉

[Lexie Theodore @LiterallyLexie]

Snow day 2 essentials $50 worth of Taco Bell through door dash

[Lexie Theodore @LiterallyLexie]

Back on my survivor binge, out of the first six seasons I’d have to say season 5 has been the best. That is all

[Lexie Theodore @LiterallyLexie]

“Someone’s getting a recycled lime” 😂

[John Gomez @johngmz]

yooo I miss warped tour

[Lexie Theodore @LiterallyLexie]

I scheduled my COVID-19 vaccine today for this Saturday! I am so happy to finally fucking say that. For science!!!

[MILEY Updates @MileyUpdates]

2013 2020

[Lexie Theodore @LiterallyLexie]

All I have to say is #PLASTICHEARTS is the album I needed to revive my soul. @MileyCyrus with another fire album

[Lexie Theodore @LiterallyLexie]

Back on my binge life, just finished #TheOriginals and man who would’ve thought another damn supernatural show would hit me in the feels...way to hard

[Lexie Theodore @LiterallyLexie]

@sbazzanohno Appreciate the love. I hope you are well 💙

[Lexie Theodore @LiterallyLexie]

Forever in a bad mood, always feeling second, third, or fourth best to someone else, always feeling like I am the person who is putting all the effort in. Sick of this shit & sick of ppl making me feel this way. Thank you Twitter for being my vent place, always reliable

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

We did it, @JoeBiden.

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

You know what maybe this IS the USA Miley was partying in

[Gillian Anderson @GillianA]

Madam Vice President @KamalaHarris!! 👏🏻🎆🎉👏🏻👏🏻

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

📍Boston

[Lexie Theodore @LiterallyLexie]

Just saw the best quote I’ve seen all day “Make sure you’re wearing shoes ladies. There’s glass everywhere.” Thats for Madam Vice President elect KAMALA HARRIS #IVotedBidenHarris

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

IDK who needs to hear this but it’s officially not too early to start drinking

[MILEY @miley]

Now THIS is a PARTY IN THE USA! @JoeBiden @KamalaHarris 🇺🇸🎉

[Lexie Theodore @LiterallyLexie]

Feeling, anxious, overwhelemed, and all around unsettled. Time for a new piercing to settle all my problems for a small time being

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

Are we drinking because of the election, because it’s Friday, or because the sun sets at 4pm? Lmk either way I’m blacking out

[Lexie Theodore @LiterallyLexie]

#NEWGIRL is easily one of the best comedy shows, when ppl tell me they don’t like it I become immediately concerned for them