Chocolate_The_Hedgehog

Im great with children, any recipe you like!
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[Sound Dobad @SoundDobad]

What top 1% vaginal biome does to a man

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

That “I’m still mad at you but I miss you” sex must’ve been crazy

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

Oh I know he had you SCREAMING

[🍓 @NeapolitanTsar]

Poor niggas exist man

[uke creature🇵🇸🚩 @UkeCreature]

seal videos always look like they’re just sopping wet freaks with no clue what’s going on, sea lions are always screaming and dancing, and then walruses kinda just walk around and chill like they’re normal guys

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

White people be like It’s past my cats bed time

[siwy🇸🇨🇸🇨🇧🇷🇵🇹🇫🇷🇨🇴🇨🇮🇪🇨🇭🇹🇨🇦 @siwy7777]

aura

[Rika Uindou @uindourika]

if you do semen retention for over 6 years you unlock jet cutter ropes that can be used to cut through even the strongest steel

[karli trackmarx @iedtwt]

when i was in college i used to be the Roofie Tester for girls who thought their drinks might be drugged. i wasn’t actually doing it out of the kindness of my heart i just wanted free drugs

[quinn 🍁 @moekaboobs]

Girls will read ao3 in public then get mad at the chill crackhead on the bus for stealth jerking

[sono✖️🌗 @sosonosonosono]

people don't say "Live2D" anymore they just call it the bowser fart gif

[It's Time @StadiaTime]

LMAOOOOOOOOO

[evan.. @dogparkranger]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money

[blaire @pissshit90001]

boyfriend called... DECLINE! busy whore! busy with my TWITTER