𝚁.𝙻. 𝚂𝚃𝙸𝙽𝙴

❛ 𝒀𝒐𝒖'𝒗𝒆 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒓𝒆𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚 𝒎𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝑰'𝒗𝒆 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒄𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒅! ❜

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࿐ —「ᴡʀɪᴛᴛᴇɴ ʙʏ #ѕρσσρуѕ」

❛ 𝐕𝐢𝐞𝐰𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐞, 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞.❜

༄┊a semi-literate portrayal of rl stine, author of the goosebumps series! via goosebumps ( the movie ) and multi-verse rp. tw for possible dark themes.

↺ (&) ♡?

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( got this account back, and it'll stay.

bc why would i flip a character that has jack black as the fc )

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⠀⠀I will not buy a Christmas Tree.

[𝚁.𝙻. 𝚂𝚃𝙸𝙽𝙴 @LiteraryHorrors]

I'M NOT ARGUING

GO DEAL WITH HIM

[𝚁.𝙻. 𝚂𝚃𝙸𝙽𝙴 @LiteraryHorrors]

⠀   IT IS!!!

[𝚁.𝙻. 𝚂𝚃𝙸𝙽𝙴 @LiteraryHorrors]

⠀⠀ IT IS TRUE

GO AHEAD, FIGHT HIM
OUTSIDE THE HOUSE—

[𝚁.𝙻. 𝚂𝚃𝙸𝙽𝙴 @LiteraryHorrors]

⠀⠀LIVING LIKE
A CRAZY DUMMY

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⠀  
STILL NO !! YOU'LL PROVOKE HIM, ARE YOU CRAZY ?!

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( æ, i see you )

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⠀
BUT, WHY ?!
⠀

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( legacy of the bat™

trademark sunset )

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⠀⠀BECAUSE IT'S STILL A WEAPON

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀No.

[𝚁.𝙻. 𝚂𝚃𝙸𝙽𝙴 @LiteraryHorrors]

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀I DON'T CARE

PUT IT AWAY

[𝚁.𝙻. 𝚂𝚃𝙸𝙽𝙴 @LiteraryHorrors]

⠀ ⠀⠀PUT THAT AWAY

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⠀ If any more kids unlock my Goosebumps manuscripts, I probably will reconsider Mr. Wood just— getting away with things.

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⠀⠀  
Oh. It's Halloween.

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Translation: he'll leave the dummy in charge of the books and see if anything is going on outside.

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❛ I'm hoping ( not ). He'd probably fight a toddler. ❜

Or worse, but won't add that into the list of worries. ‘Tis the season.

Sighing. ❛ Your schemes are- ( were ) always less homicide driven than his, just harmless chaos. I'll... keep an eye out and look around. ❜ +

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( mr. wood literally just decides to be cruel for fun, but slappy actually has somewhat reasonable motives

reator trying to lock you in a book? revenge with the rest of the locked squad.

turn lady into a puppet and have one kid off a ladder? tried to be a part of a family. )

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❛ Yes, I know— ❜

Probably an unfair comparison, especially seeing as it's between ( two ) siblings and one being evil.

❛ So, yes he's worse than you— but maybe his book is hiding, somewhere. ❜ He doesn't really believe that, but maybe it'd make the dummy stop yelling.