Literary barber

pen/paper/scissors...forget the rock

[forest fr1ends @forest_fr1ends]

- what time is dinner?
- well, i’m aiming for ‘when it’s f**king ready’ o’clock...

[dominic dyer @domdyer70]

The Holland sea of flowers in full bloom. Over 30 million tulips.

[Lisa 777 @FJaffacake]

"I don't want life to go back to normal, I want it to go back to better."
https://t.co/10tkOUuB3x

[nick abbot @NIAbbot]

That a large chunk of the nation got duped by a few millionaire tax avoiders, who either didn't live here or have subsequently left to spend more time with their money, doesn't say much good about us. That those people still defend it is embarrassing.

[Literary barber @Literarybarber]

@backASSword @WhittyAuthor @Taffyagent @CBGBooks @HenryHolt @bonnierbooks_uk Yes my sentiments exactly!

[Donna Birrell @donna_birrell]

Poverty the G7 leaders should but won't see when they visit Cornwall - Cornwall Live https://t.co/ondTdDnDrC

[nick abbot @NIAbbot]

Us in a nutshell.

[Judith Moroff 🟧🐶✡️🟦 @judith_moroff]

#WeBeginAtTheEnd by ⁦@WhittyAuthor⁩ . The prose is so beautiful it hurts. I finished this a week ago and I still don’t know where to turn. Highest recommendation.

[forest fr1ends @forest_fr1ends]

- i think i’ll take a risk and wait for my jab. i want to see the evidence that this vaccine is safe first. my body is precious to me — anyway, i’ll have this litre of vodka and 40 silkcut please...

[South Devon Railway @southdevonrly]

#RailsToRecovery We're opening Buckfastleigh station site on 12 April. Gardens, workshops, riverside picnic area, playground, Lee Moor Tramway museum & more will be open & many of our locos & coaches will be on display. #Open all w/c 12/4 then every Tue, Thur, Sat & Sun #Devon

[Primrose Herd @PrimroseHerd]

With our full range of products currently in-stock, delivery available across mainland UK, and a bonus 20% off all orders over £25, what are you waiting for!

#onlinefoodshop #britishpork #outdoorreared

[forest fr1ends @forest_fr1ends]

- mummy, did you miss me when i went back to school last week?
- well if you mean ‘do i miss doing all that homeschooling’ then no. but if you mean ‘do i miss spending time with you’ then that’s also no...

[Harjinder Singh Kukreja @SinghLions]

Everyone should know the international sign for Help me. Let’s make this famous #HelpMe

[Lift North Ormesby @N_O_P_A]

Y6: "Miss, will you make us a Shrek beanie please?"

Mrs Dowie: "When we get out of lockdown, I’ll make the whole of Y6 a Shrek beanie!"

Government: "Children will return to school on 8th March"

Mrs Dowie: 🤦‍♀️

😂😂😂

[Dr Phil Hammond 💙 @drphilhammond]

I have only once written a personal column in ⁦@PrivateEyeNews⁩ in 29 years. It explains why I have very strong views about people seeking help when they have suicidal thoughts, and those they seek help from listening and taking them seriously. Suicide isn’t painless.

[Victoria Coren Mitchell @VictoriaCoren]

There’s a child who thought her mother was coming home today after five years. But another trial is announced for next Sunday. Maybe that means our government has a week to figure out how to make the right thing happen?
I know we are all sending love to that family.
#FreeNazanin