Xatlern (she/her)

lmao apparently I hadn't updated this since 2008. now I'm a whole-ass adult with a masters degree. also, gay.

[Xatlern (she/her) @LithiumRox]

@boxesofdoom Having this so closely followed by the reveal of the name "Clint Kelmp" dealt me so much psychic damage 😭

[Xatlern (she/her) @LithiumRox]

@jzux Ironically, I think of Elmo whenever I am drunk and in a bathroom thanks to this gif

[Xatlern (she/her) @LithiumRox]

@Sorokaste @CriticalRole Burn the gavlebocken!

[Xatlern (she/her) @LithiumRox]

@GalacticJonah The difference between his stern masked face and that unmasked smirk 😭

[Xatlern (she/her) @LithiumRox]

@poddtadre Spotify existed in 2009! It's entirely possible to find a Spotify playlist created in 2009 by someone who was actually 23 and living in Williamsburg, but that would require a lick of actual effort

[Xatlern (she/her) @LithiumRox]

@clairezagorski Didn't Neil Degrasse Tyson once tell a story about getting rejected for jury duty after explaining how much a dime bag actually is? Like cops and lawyers just love using language that exaggerates the severity of the situation every chance they get.

[Xatlern (she/her) @LithiumRox]

@vaydaprimadonna I've lived alone since a month before lockdown hit in 2020. I can go multiple days without talking to another person. It's great.

[Xatlern (she/her) @LithiumRox]

@JakeWallinger I was freshly 18, it was my first election. I didn't realize how good we had it 😭

[briana. @brianasj_]

This sounds frivolous in the grand scheme of things but we need to support archivists, protect public libraries, protect journalists, writers, artists, photographers, and filmmakers. We need to continue to keep culture alive and educate our youth.

[Xatlern (she/her) @LithiumRox]

@planterspunch7 I'm in a solid blue area, and my ballot is still listed as "received" not "counted" even though I put it in a drop box 8 days ago

[delani ❤️‍🔥 @delaniraeann]

i think we need to be meaner. i’m tired of tiptoeing. if you voted for him you’re a bad person. people who voted for harris are better than you. they’re smarter than you. if you voted for him you lack empathy, you’re unintelligent, you’re weird, and you’re a bad person. period.

[ruby 🇲🇽 @rubythevalley]

people who say "well trump was president in 2016 you'll live 🤓" do not realize tens of thousands of people died because he downplayed a pandemic and women today are dying because of the 3 supreme court justices he appointed

[kaela | franchaela nation 🏰 @kaekaecurtis]

please keep the “we survived him once, we will do it again” tweets in the drafts or better yet delete them. millions of people did not in fact survive him, and millions more will not survive him again.

[Xatlern (she/her) @LithiumRox]

@clhubes It was my first semester of undergrad! I remember hearing people run outside, just screaming and cheering with joy. It was amazing.

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Last spring – shortly after a massive container ship crashed into the Key Bridge in the dead of night – I vowed to Baltimore and to America that my Administration would do everything possible to re-open this port.

And folks, in under 80 days, the Port of Baltimore was back in business.

[Xatlern (she/her) @LithiumRox]

@critrolememes @robbiedaymond We don't know who might be a c-popper amongst VM yet, but we know who's a fan of the scan man 😂

[Xatlern (she/her) @LithiumRox]

@snlsmulaney It's the Kerry Washington cold open all over again
https://t.co/MFkOgMesQh

[Xatlern (she/her) @LithiumRox]

@wistfulpanda And their old seating arrangement!

[Xatlern (she/her) @LithiumRox]

@byConnieChang I mute and block whenever I see it

[Xatlern (she/her) @LithiumRox]

@Cleo_Gray My best guess for this specific setting is that librarians are notoriously always cold and will instinctively turn off anything that seems remotely like a fan even if it doesn't actually make the room colder (I run hot and worked in public libraries for like a decade)