Ben Goslin

My high school guidance counselor said the song lyrics in my Twitter bio were concerning so I just got around to changing it... he/him/his

[Ben Goslin @Lithiumandled]

@sojuboyteIIem Let’s go!!!

[Ben Goslin @Lithiumandled]

@MBTA

[Ben Goslin @Lithiumandled]

@sojuboyteIIem God bless tbh, I get an anxiety attack just thinking about ordering at the counter there

[Ben Goslin @Lithiumandled]

@ejenkins54 Depending on what you consider a walkable distance (don’t know how much stuff you’re carrying) the Boston Common garage is <$20 on weekends and about a 10ish minute walk. Otherwise Spot Hero has served me well in these situations

[Ben Goslin @Lithiumandled]

@anomalosperris Goldfish < Cheez-Its < Pizza Goldfish

[Ben Goslin @Lithiumandled]

I know John Williams is still alive but he might just choose to die so he can roll over in his grave once he hears this Megan Thee Stallion Olympic Fanfare remix

[Ben Goslin @Lithiumandled]

@sojuboyteIIem Baby Mario. Don’t know why but he’s my go-to

[Ben Goslin @Lithiumandled]

@sojuboyteIIem https://t.co/ijG8dQt1Vi

[Ben Goslin @Lithiumandled]

@sojuboyteIIem Pro move is getting the blaze pizza and then standing in line with it

[Ben Goslin @Lithiumandled]

I love that I spent tens of thousands of dollars to get a degree from UMass only for them to charge me even more money just to get my official transcripts. Then they proceeded to send them to the wrong address.

[Ben Goslin @Lithiumandled]

@sojuboyteIIem Liking this tweet while sitting completely still on the RL between stations

[Ben Goslin @Lithiumandled]

@sojuboyteIIem If it means the Red Line would stop going <10mph for my entire commute I’d be less mad but I know this isn’t actually going to make any noticeable improvement

[Ben Goslin @Lithiumandled]

When you finally have a good workout after being sick for a solid two weeks

[Ben Goslin @Lithiumandled]

@sojuboyteIIem I’ll laugh, but only at the fact that I forgot to undo my jacket button before the group photo like an absolute buffoon

[Ben Goslin @Lithiumandled]

@peteabread6 @max_schott Okay because this was my first thought too

[Ben Goslin @Lithiumandled]

@max_schott Glad I’m not the only one, although I’ve been getting a ridiculous amount of anti Prince Harry & Meghan Markle hate accounts in addition to the fights and transphobes

[Ben Goslin @Lithiumandled]

I really want to know who at Instagram decided to be sly and just put the notifications button back where it was and pretend no one would remember it ever moved

[Ben Goslin @Lithiumandled]

@peteabread6 Crying in the club rn

[Ben Goslin @Lithiumandled]

Officially survived the bloodbath that was trying to get Foo Fighters tickets this morning

[Ben Goslin @Lithiumandled]

@MBTA 20+ minutes for a Braintree train during rush hour is not regularly scheduled service. Please communicate clearly I’m begging you