Christian

Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints | Musician | Sometimes I tweet interesting things

[Christian @Litster33]

@sambutnoham I most certainly is not

[Christian @Litster33]

I can’t believe I used to use this site when the logo was a happy bluebird and I was just angry all the time my how the time flies

[Christian @Litster33]

@TomStheVoice Whaddya want then hevymotifs? “oo this scream + anvil beat made me think of you”

[Christian @Litster33]

@GifZelda “Bite me”

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Yeah John is a pretty plain name but Jon is so simply spelled it’s like Cat or Bag

[Christian @Litster33]

I think the originals were sonically better than the Taylor’s versions, I’m sorry but it’s true sue me

[Christian @Litster33]

I still don’t know what people mean when the say salt “brings out the flavor”
the salt tastes like salt??? wym??

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@deseret_brat You’ll never guess mine

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@Fancy_friday_af Bro Craig’s cuts by Slab is always dead and it’s pretty cheap

[Christian @Litster33]

@Fancy_friday_af Yeah, I take ‘roids*

*gyroids

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@is_celestial @_nodiak If you give this man a fish he will ask if you have anything else cuz fish nasty

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Now I remember why I dropped Twitter

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@Fancy_friday_af 😦

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sure i guess you have a “right” to wear a sexually-evocative costume for Halloween, but mayhaps consider:

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@is_celestial @Billy_Ocean_

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@Arbys @Wendys Wait Arby’s got Wendy’s now

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Two people are dressed up as Harry Potter puppet pals on campus today

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@is_celestial @Fancy_friday_af Why are you using virgin as an insult Cas

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Dave’s single so why can’t you be? Grow up.

[Christian @Litster33]

Me trying to park in Provo