Chris Edwards

Absolute digits

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Harry Kane needs to wake the fuck up or get off, because he’s been shocking. A number of others have too, most in fact, but he’s been really poor by his standards

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@England @marksandspencer Has madueke got dirt on Tuchel or something? He’s been dreadful

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Was I the only one abducted by aliens after the #brazil vs #scotland game then? These aliens like it freaky 👽

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Buzzing for the supposed alien abduction at Brazil Vs Scotland tonight

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How on earth has Madueke bagged a full 90? He’s absolute shite. Meanwhile, let’s hook Bellingham who has consistently saved England when they need a goal.

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@WayneRooney should change your name to Whine Rooney, whinge whinge whinge.

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@England @FIFAWorldCup Any interest in winning this game? Or just gunning for the draw, cause this is arse.

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Well!?

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Any celebs in Los Angeles knocking about? Tryna get a beer with one, boring waiting..

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I think I speak for everyone when I say, if the @England chefs could just maybe undercook Maduekes chicken leading to him having explosive diarrhoea and having to go home, that would be great. Then Rio could take his place.

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Wild that Rio Ngumoha isn’t in the World Cup squad. Looked so sharp and so direct compared to @England other wingers. Seems to be a good understanding between Rio and Bellingham too

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@LFC does Gakpo know that he runs like @NikoOmilana? Just let him know. To that end, he’s also not as good as Niko. Absolute donkey. Tell Rio Ngumoha I said ‘what’s up?’ He’ll know what it means.

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@LFC Slots job still safe though right? Give me a fucking break. This is a shambles.

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@abdul_lie1 @LFC Massive ngumoha fan and he should start most games ahead of gakpo, but away at Everton is too risky for him. They will be out to tackle him hard and we don’t need him getting injured

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Considering @AjShabeel just said it on live tv, I’m assuming it was a conscious decision.

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Why does @AjShabeel look like a pro clubs character?

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@KerryRicha27555 @LFC I’m not convinced he completed a single pass did he? Certainly didn’t in the first half

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@LFC Next tweet that slot exits the club please :)

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@LFC Yeah, great. What dirt does gakpo have on slot exactly for him to keep getting minutes over Rio Ngumoha?