Petit Fours

I may be a pacifist but I will pass a fist across your face if you push me too far

[Petit Fours @LittleBabeyCake]

Ah, hello! Papa gave me my own account! Axolotl is here too, but he can’t read.

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@Soft_and_Sweet_ Soufflé no-

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//I stg it's only the accounts for underage characters that the pornbots see as free real estate

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I found an orchid mantis :)

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@innxcent_pxrity Makes sense I guess, but we're still stuck with eternal baby face 😔

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@innxcent_pxrity Those two things aren't mutually exclusive though! There's literally been infant queens!

[Petit Fours @LittleBabeyCake]

@innxcent_pxrity Then what are you??

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@Acidic__Danger Aww :(

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@Acidic__Danger Should I get the air horn?

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Axolotl is making... Worm arrangements?? I think??

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I got Papa an entire raw turkey
I don't know how to cook

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What the frick frack diddly dack patty whack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac was that noise

[Petit Fours @LittleBabeyCake]

@Acidic__Danger That's between me and god, now I need to go headshot a snake

[Petit Fours @LittleBabeyCake]

Welp *loads crossbow* I'm taking the shot

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@lost_times_song But tearing up your insides!

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Grounded for drunk crimes

[Petit Fours @LittleBabeyCake]

*picks up a pigeon* You're my friend now

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Twitter stop recommending me porn before I rotate your organs 180 degrees challenge

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@lost_times_song Assigned mom by Mousse?