Lil' Baphomet

just another arcane deity

[Lil' Baphomet @LittleBaphomet]

So by homeopaths' logic, diluting cyanide would make it a) more potent b) safe. Guess who I'll be targeting w/ next Pyramid scheme. Guess.

[Lil' Baphomet @LittleBaphomet]

Got my own economic program going. Want a better mortgage rate? Meet me in the glade at moonrise (full moon is best). Yeah, bring a goat.

[Lil' Baphomet @LittleBaphomet]

Even I wouldn't touch David Icke w/ a rabies pole. Have some fucking standards, people.

[Friedrice Nietzsche @tinynietzsche]

How many Lovecraftians does it take to change the colour out of space?
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[Lil' Baphomet @LittleBaphomet]

Guess the super secret shadow cabal's out of the bag.

[Lil' Baphomet @LittleBaphomet]

Now HP films done, can reveal whole series part of sinister plot to teach kids witchery. Hey, my sabbats ain't gonna celebrate themselves.

[Lil' Baphomet @LittleBaphomet]

Ooh, I don't care if it rains or freezes, long as I got my plastic Jesus...

[Lil' Baphomet @LittleBaphomet]

1. Using sacred athame, inscribe a circle upon earth 2. Stand just outside it 3. Place right foot in, then pull it out 4. Shake it all about

[Lil' Baphomet @LittleBaphomet]

"To beget is to die; To die is to beget. Cast the Seed into the field of Night." Yeah, I didn't think it was *that* kind of an evening.

[Lil' Baphomet @LittleBaphomet]

Rapture Schmapture. Ain't nothing happenening until I've polished off this bottle of Merlot.