Kasumi Goto

If you see me, no you didn’t | The best thief in the business, not the most famous | Also was on the Normandy SR-2 that one time for a suicide mission

[Kasumi Goto @LittleBird2185]

“𝘐'𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘦𝘧 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴, 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘴. 𝘕𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘱 𝘵𝘰 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘪𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘺.”

[Kasumi Goto @LittleBird2185]

I was watching that old show, Stranger Things, ‘cause I was bored. Wonder if the show would be shorter if Shep was there solving everything

[Kasumi Goto @LittleBird2185]

Currently hooking this up to the Normandy’s comms, everyone’s about to get this stuck in their heads

[Kasumi Goto @LittleBird2185]

@cmdrjaneshepard Only if you’re paying

[Kasumi Goto @LittleBird2185]

@cmdrjaneshepard Not again

[Kasumi Goto @LittleBird2185]

I was just scrolling through channels on TV and I came across Shep, Miranda, and Jack in a wrestling match against Ronald McDonald, Napoleon Bonaparte, the guy from Monopoly, and some kid that uses a key for a weapon

They all got eliminated

[Kasumi Goto @LittleBird2185]

@AWilliamsB4 So THAT was what I was hearing

[Kasumi Goto @LittleBird2185]

This conversation did indeed happen on the Normandy and it continues to happen whenever the two lose sight of each other for more than 30 minutes

[Kasumi Goto @LittleBird2185]

@AWilliamsB4 Yeah you get it

[Kasumi Goto @LittleBird2185]

If I said I was blonde, how many people would buy it?

[Kasumi Goto @LittleBird2185]

Can confirm. It’s something I wouldn’t expect from a Justicar but it’s a little funny

[queam🇸🇴 @queam3]

If you attempt to romance Samara Kasumi says she’s been seen stomping out of her room upset afterwards. I find that interesting

[Kasumi Goto @LittleBird2185]

@johntheshepherd @c_namearchangel Have you checked the husk head?

[Kasumi Goto @LittleBird2185]

@c_namearchangel @johntheshepherd At least he hasn’t woken up with blond hair

[Kasumi Goto @LittleBird2185]

@c_namearchangel @johntheshepherd I don’t know, who else could’ve contracted rabies and then give it to Joker?

[Kasumi Goto @LittleBird2185]

@doctrchocolates Should we check Shep’s hamster for rabies?

[Kasumi Goto @LittleBird2185]

@samarajusticxr Nah, I don’t have the hair color everyone’s being infected with. It’d ruin my look

[Kasumi Goto @LittleBird2185]

The best part about wearing a hood 24/7 is that no one can tell what hair color you have

[Kasumi Goto @LittleBird2185]

@samarajusticxr It’s a good thing I’m not blonde

[ᢉ𐭩.ᐟ fhí @belmontscrse]

mhm

[Kasumi Goto @LittleBird2185]

@mordinsoluss We’re slowly losing more and more people to the pandemic… maybe it’s time to go to Illium or the Citadel until everyone’s cured