Little Birdie

I might tweet the occasional random thought to my one follower and best friend @LisaD1903

[Little Birdie @LittleBirdie35]

@LisaD1903 @kumailn @larrybrilliant @ONECampaign @SenRickScott @marcorubio @GovRonDeSantis

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@LisaD1903

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@LisaD1903 Yep 😑 I heard that on the news last night. Both she and her AK carrying wacko husband. And I'm REAL sure HE'S trained how to use THAT. 🤦‍♀️

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@LisaD1903 And apparently this but job is a LAWYER. 😳

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I miss my cat, Rita, and her hoarded milk jug cap collection. She was an awesome calico. 😼

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@LisaD1903 Nevermind, I just saw that he passed yesterday. 😢

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@LisaD1903 Carl Reiner died?

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@LisaD1903 LOL 😈

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Is the opposite of "god damn" saying "satan bless"?

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Do birds fart?

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@LisaD1903

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@LisaD1903 I don't even who dat is.

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@LisaD1903 Holy shit. How the fuck are people even still like this? 😑

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@LisaD1903 "They're taking the Confederate monuments out of the parks by my house that I just learned we had!" 🤣🤣🤣

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@LisaD1903 @NicoleJButler That's exactly what I needed today! OMG that was beyond adorbs! 😍

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@LisaD1903 I never pay any attention to critics. They've given bad reviews for some of the BEST stuff out there! Guess that's what happens when you have your self-important head buried up your own asshole. 🤷‍♀️

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Dear Google News: How many times I gotta tell ya I AIN'T INTO SPORTS?! 😠🤬 You having the same algorithm stroke as pandora? DAFUQ?! Everybody knows you're spying constantly, PAY ATTENTION!

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@LisaD1903 Yeah, no shit. 😑😒

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@LisaD1903 What the actual fuck man?! Was that a little girl? Isn't that assault on a minor??!!

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Dear @pandoramusic : Just because I thumbs-up a song does NOT mean I want to hear it ALL 👏 THE 👏 TIME! Your algorithm needs medical attention. If I wanted the same thing all the time I would listen to radio! #pandora #algorithm #repetitious #redundant #annoying #MixItUp