Francis

Little boy mayor of big town Miami who loves to dream big while drinking lots of milk so I can be a SUPER STRONG mayor someday

[Francis @littleboymayor]

Bro, should I come back? There isn't much happening today...

[Francis @littleboymayor]

@BebaSardinaMann @CommishDiaz @MayorDaniella @doug_hanks @GovRonDeSantis @FrancisSuarez Bro-et, you mean like when my great City silenced hundreds of voices over the "vendetta" Noise Ordinance? Didn't hear you defending their right to be heard. Guess it just depends on whether or not you agree with the final result as to whether the 1st Amendment should be honored.

[Francis @littleboymayor]

Bro, next time on my next Twitter Cafecito I will be selling this beautiful rare commemorative BRO coin in exchange for Publix gift cards (ignore that my firm represents Publix please). #Bro4Life

[Because Miami @BecauseMiami]

As Mayor @FrancisSuarez and @ElonMusk engage in tremenda paja mental today about building underwater highways in Miami, estamos quemando 🔥 136% of our net worth in #Brocoin 🚀🌞 #BrocoinBro #CalleOchoBets #CryptoCowboys #BroArmy #Bitcoin $TSLA #WSB #BecauseMiami

[Francis @littleboymayor]

@JimSantander Bro, your just jealous that I am Mr. Cool now. That would make me MC Suarez. Everyone loved Young MC in the 80's right. Only difference is "It's all fine girls and no ugly faces" in the 305 baby!

[Francis @littleboymayor]

@GaryNelsonNews @BillyCorben Why wait? You can work remote. All you need is a camera and a green screen. We can use one less car on the road. Godspeed!

[Francis @littleboymayor]

@305voter @newschica @Aunty__Em @davidjwinker @CityofMiami @JoeCarolloNow @alexDLPmiami @MiamiMayor @kenrussellmiami Bro, don't blow up my spot.

[Francis @littleboymayor]

@NeilRogersRadio Bro, pinga pequenia.

[Francis @littleboymayor]

@JoeCarolloNow Bro, legendary "Strong Man" #CrazyJoe personally apprehended this perp. We all know he is all about law enforcement. Hahaha. He was a public service aide and they canned him. Being a confidential informant does not make you law enforcement #CrazyJoe. Eye getting twitchy yet?

[Francis @littleboymayor]

@deborah_stander @peterehrlich1 @knightofmaltaus @FrancisSuarez @KeonHardemon @alexDLPmiami @Manolo4Miami @JoeCarolloNow @kenrussellmiami Bro-et, we all know what this is about. This is about giving City Commissioners additional slush funds that they can move through their own offices. How many times has a Commission office actually come through for constituent services? Hardly ever. True leadership!

[Francis @littleboymayor]

@MarthaMelo223 @JoeCarolloNow Bro-et, one and the same.

[Francis @littleboymayor]

@MarthaMelo223 @JoeCarolloNow Bro-et, if you classify partially pink as light, I do!

[Francis @littleboymayor]

@MarthaMelo223 @JoeCarolloNow Bro-et, we are as happy as pigs in caca. You just wish I had eyes for you. Jealousy is a distructive trait. Eats up the soul.

[Francis @littleboymayor]

@JoeCarolloNow Bro, @JoeCarolloNow, let's be honest, the only fight your going to jump in only involve those weaker than you (very small universe) and usually includes a teapot.

[Francis @littleboymayor]

Bro, I'm voting for Jae Crowder's clutch triple as the #ULTRAmoment of the week! #HeatMoment

[Francis @littleboymayor]

@MiamiRiverMan @davidjwinker Bro, why so cynical? We would never... (but with #CrazyJoe, well you are alone there)

[Francis @littleboymayor]

Bro, does that include the undocumented workers that you have trying to invalidate the recall petition against you? You love playing by the rules right??

[Joe Carollo @JoeCarolloNow]

Happy #LaborDay. Today, we celebrate the workers that are the engine of our country and our @CityofMiami. Enjoy, relax and stay safe.

[Francis @littleboymayor]

@MiamiRiverMan Bro, if it comes out of my mouth, it is by its very nature #FNBRILLIANT! Glad to have you on the #PartyBoyMayor bandwagon!

[Francis @littleboymayor]

@MiamiRiverMan Bro, that's low man. Mentoring the youth is one of the hallmarks of my administration. He just took it a tad too far.

[Francis @littleboymayor]

@MiamiRiverMan Bro, that dude who took that "cara-de-mierda" face picture is hereby banned from the privilege of taking my picture to infinity and beyond. #Sapingo

[Francis @littleboymayor]

@MiamiRiverMan Bro, of course he does, but the salad he really likes is of the "tossed" persuasion.