Immaterial Girl

Post-prime, pre-obituary. Half Mister Rogers, half John Waters, half April Ludgate. Bad at math.

[Immaterial Girl @LittleDarkPoet]

I don’t need this sort of pressure, @netflix.

[Immaterial Girl @LittleDarkPoet]

@MessedUpPod Hear me out: S11 E3. Because the girl who works at the copy store (16 minutes in or so) deserves recognition for that performance.

[Immaterial Girl @LittleDarkPoet]

@neilhimself Sometimes thoughts can stay inside

[Immaterial Girl @LittleDarkPoet]

Who’s your favorite artist and why?

[Immaterial Girl @LittleDarkPoet]

I have been called upon to deliver the mission.

[Immaterial Girl @LittleDarkPoet]

Wow. This is shocking. I had NO idea that MTG went to college.

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene had $183,504 in PPP loans forgiven.

https://t.co/4FoCymt8TB

[Immaterial Girl @LittleDarkPoet]

This week’s American Horror Stories was not good. It’s okay because I’ve loved every single one of the rest of them so far, but JFC. How dare you disrespect Judith Light AND ruin a makeover scene with whatever the fuck her stepdaughter’s bangs were doing in 40 minutes time?!

[Immaterial Girl @LittleDarkPoet]

They seem confused.

[Immaterial Girl @LittleDarkPoet]

My cat has been literally watching the time go by for 15 minutes. It’s creepy. 😂

[Immaterial Girl @LittleDarkPoet]

Now they’re both doing it. OMFG.

[Immaterial Girl @LittleDarkPoet]

I’ve never seen a more perfect casting choice than Stephen Fry as Fiddler’s Green. OMG I’m so happy. #Sandman

[Immaterial Girl @LittleDarkPoet]

@Gabino_Iglesias “I Looked All Over Town” by Magnetic Fields

Most of the Achilles Heel album by Pedro the Lion

“Winter” by Tori Amos

[Immaterial Girl @LittleDarkPoet]

If you watch your favorite comfort show* and pay attention to the necks of everybody instead of their faces, it’s really weird.

*cannot confirm for animated comfort shows. Will report back.

[Immaterial Girl @LittleDarkPoet]

I just accidentally ran my toothbrush under hot water instead of cold before applying the toothpaste and brushing my teeth and it almost made me vomit to experience hot toothpaste. That is all.

[Immaterial Girl @LittleDarkPoet]

“Divide and conquer” has always been the strategy.

And it’s always worked. And it’s still working. And that’s why they’re winning.

[Immaterial Girl @LittleDarkPoet]

@Elizadmatb @ThePaulOfHaynes The “hate mob.” The “hate mob” is how you refer to people who may want to comment/ask questions/criticize a straight white male D-list celebrity. You’re comparing people who may type mean words to people who historically have burned down churches and lynched people. Sure. Okay.

[Immaterial Girl @LittleDarkPoet]

I’ve just finished episode 4 of the new season of Stranger Things, the theme of which is “no matter how bad things get, good friends and Kate Bush can save you.” I endorse this message.

[Immaterial Girl @LittleDarkPoet]

This is such a powerful image.

[Devin Nunes' Fainting Goat Fella 🟧 🟦 🐐 🇺🇦🌻 @nunes_goat]

@meredithshiner Beto Days are Coming

[Immaterial Girl @LittleDarkPoet]

@Hijiinxed YES! And… also WHY was that not an advertisement for Aquanet?! They could’ve made SO much money. Throw Kate Bush in there and it’d have been an international campaign!

[Immaterial Girl @LittleDarkPoet]

@Hijiinxed She’s an ICON. And I’m sure I’m gonna piss off somebody by saying this, but the rest of the band is just backup for me. Not saying they’re not great musicians, but they’d be interchangeable with any other great musicians and it’d still be all about HER.