Sam ☀️

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. -Unknown

[Sam ☀️ @LittleFlammable]

Dogs are the purest form of life.

[Sam ☀️ @LittleFlammable]

The Twilight movies are so incredibly, SO painfully, bad.

[Sam ☀️ @LittleFlammable]

RA! RA! LIKE A DUNGEON DRAGON

[Sam ☀️ @LittleFlammable]

Car: *Rear seat reminder*

Both of us proceed to immediately flip our heads to the back seat and then wheeze with laughter

[Sam ☀️ @LittleFlammable]

I thought I missed youuuuu, but I missed me more

[Sam ☀️ @LittleFlammable]

People are weird af

[Sam ☀️ @LittleFlammable]

“You could tell a rose to grow, but if you don’t water it, you’d be a fool to get upset when it wilts.”

[Sam ☀️ @LittleFlammable]

Goals

[Sam ☀️ @LittleFlammable]

I was driving at 7am and thinking about sushi. So… I have a problem.

[Sam ☀️ @LittleFlammable]

“You’re crazy, but I like the way you fuck me” ARE INSANE SONG LYRICS 😂😂😂

[Sam ☀️ @LittleFlammable]

This one regular customer of mine always insists I marry her son 😂

[Sam ☀️ @LittleFlammable]

Yooooo nothing is ever eaaaaasyyyyyy

[Sam ☀️ @LittleFlammable]

Shakira is hot

[Sam ☀️ @LittleFlammable]

I want bacon

[Sam ☀️ @LittleFlammable]

If this headache could refrain from going full blown migraine, that would be cool

[Sam ☀️ @LittleFlammable]

I need sushi, STAT! 😩

[Sam ☀️ @LittleFlammable]

Derek Morgan holding a baby makes me swoon

[Sam ☀️ @LittleFlammable]

A conversation between me and my boyfriend 😂

#TheBasementYard @JoeSantagato @FAlvarez8085

[Sam ☀️ @LittleFlammable]

I need to go to a Mets game ASAP #LFGM

[Sam ☀️ @LittleFlammable]

The way that sushi cravings consume me is unnatural