The rhubarb thief

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[The rhubarb thief @LittleFrekja]

Guy I'm seeing: I'm not going to hurt Teddy
Me: you'll hurt me but not Teddy?
Him: you'll get better, he won't.
I know the drill, you hurt a girl's Teddy and she'll never forgive you.

This guy knows his rules!

[The rhubarb thief @LittleFrekja]

We went to Europe's largest water park yesterday.

I'm terrified of heights but I had fun in the kiddie ride! The slide was super scary!

[The rhubarb thief @LittleFrekja]

Can someone please help me find a way to explain to my grandma that moving photos from her phone and to a USB drive won't delete them off of Facebook 🤦

[The rhubarb thief @LittleFrekja]

We are incredible at being loud in sync and they're trying to take that away from us!

[The rhubarb thief @LittleFrekja]

I'm pretty pissed at Sweden. The armholes confiscated our drums and won't let us have any musical instruments at the stadium!
They're just jealous of our amazing cheering abilities!
Their supporters have nothing on our supporters!
All it means is we'll just have to scream louder.

[The rhubarb thief @LittleFrekja]

I'm pretty pissed at Sweden. The armholes confiscated our drums and won't let us have any musical instruments at the stadium!
They're just jealous of our amazing cheering abilities!
Their supporters have nothing on our supporters!
All it means is we'll just have to scream louder.

[The rhubarb thief @LittleFrekja]

We crushed it! Now it's up to Portugal and Hungary to decide if we're nr. 1 or 2 in this group.

Funny thing is, over half of the crowd is Icelandic, wearing our colours cheering for Portugal

[The rhubarb thief @LittleFrekja]

This is a disaster. Something happened to a powerline and now the whole town (and neighbouring villages) is without electricity.
We play a very important game that will decide if we make it to the next level in the world cup in an hour!

[The rhubarb thief @LittleFrekja]

This is a disaster. Something happened to a powerline and now the whole town (and neighbouring villages) is without electricity.
We play a very important game that will decide if we make it to the next level in the world cup in an hour!

[The rhubarb thief @LittleFrekja]

I got 3rd place in a dancing chair game!

[The rhubarb thief @LittleFrekja]

@Teenysky3 Practice and big snowflakes and no wind all together!

[The rhubarb thief @LittleFrekja]

I'm becoming an expert in catching snowflakes on my tongue!

[The rhubarb thief @LittleFrekja]

@paddedpandak That makes so much more sense

[The rhubarb thief @LittleFrekja]

I want a penis for the sole purpose of peeing my name into the snow

[The rhubarb thief @LittleFrekja]

@DottyDiaperCo Maybe, but you'll have to admit it would be easier with a penis

[The rhubarb thief @LittleFrekja]

@Fitipaldi4711 Just practice cock calligraphy and use the leftover droplets for the dots on the i's

[The rhubarb thief @LittleFrekja]

@Fitipaldi4711 My ex offered for me to try it with his but for some reason we never got to it

[The rhubarb thief @LittleFrekja]

@Fitipaldi4711 Practice makes perfect, right?