LARS

The road to hell is paved with good intentions

[LARS @LittleGeneral04]

Dear America

Kindly fuck off and then keep fucking off, and once you’ve fucked off as far as one can fuck off, please fuck off some more.

Disrespectfully,

Canada

[ABBA Oil 🇨🇦 @Adam_B888]

This guy…

[Dominik Hasek @hasek_dominik]

The whole world sees that you are working for Russia. You even want to take parts of Ukraine's territory and hand them over to imperialist and terrorist Russia.

[Jeff Calder 🏴‍☠️🦆 @jcalder1983]

People: “Winnipeg jets fans hate the USA and American players!”

Winnipeg jets most beloved player:

[(meg et al., 2026) @its_thee_hottie]

i feel like this video explains everything perfectly

[Jo @puckdrop]

There couldn’t have been a better person to do this with 😭😭 Fishy straight up telling him it’s really bad

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

One day you're going to look back and wish you'd told more people to go fuck themselves.

[Mike Damone @damone_mike]

Thank you for your service 🫡🇺🇸

[LARS @LittleGeneral04]

@amatoudi Can’t see it actually happening with this stubborn and delusional ownership/management group but it’s good to have dreams

[LARS @LittleGeneral04]

Now that the Hellebuyck clown show has left town we can shift the lense back to our incompetent GM ;) #NHLJets

[LARS @LittleGeneral04]

#NHLJets fans understood the assignment

[Mike McIntyre @mikemcintyrewpg]

#NHLJets Connor Hellebuyck fan chants tonight.

*SIGNED IN PENCIL
*WE DON'T MISS YOU
*WE WANT CONNOR
*WHERE IS CONNOR
*YOU CAN'T FISH HERE
*F--K YOU HELLY
*PLAYOFF CHOKER
*PLAYOFF PYLON
*TRUMP'S YOUR DADDY
*YOU'RE A COWARD, HELLEBUYCK (sung to tune of Oh My Darling, Clementine)

[Kyle M @KMcClintock85]

Hellebuyck sat at the redline for a long time and not 1 single Jet player came to talk to him or even look at him.

[LARS @LittleGeneral04]

@truthte52543233 Welcome to the internet LOL

[LARS @LittleGeneral04]

A totally normal thing to do when facing “death threats” is to keep the evidence to yourself and not share it with anyone (police) who could help catch the perpetrators. Hellebuyck is simply pulling a Mitch Marner to gain sympathy & distract from breaking his contract #NHLJets

[SENOTAUR @Senotaur]

Connor Hellebuyck is the Jussie Smollett of the #NHL

[Greg Wyshynski @wyshynski]

Hellebuyck gave up the game with this quote:

“On top of some **uncertainty with my career**, I felt that a change in scenery was what was best.”

There's so much focus on the family threats, etc. that this sorta just floated by.

[LARS @LittleGeneral04]

Making outrageous and baseless claims without evidence is the MAGA way so I guess we shouldn’t be surprised Hellebuyck played that card

[LARS @LittleGeneral04]

The Hellebuyck presser just confirmed what I already thought. He’s a liar and a coward. When asked if he had any evidence of threats or whether they came from Winnipeggers (long silence) he refused to provide any evidence to the police or True North. Good fucking riddance

[LARS @LittleGeneral04]

@reporterchris @stevekouleas While refusing to share any evidence

[LARS @LittleGeneral04]

Me listening to that bullshit Hellebuyck presser… #NHLJets

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Which TV show has a genuinely perfect pilot episode? One that introduces its world, hooks you immediately and makes you want to binge the entire series right then and there.

What’s your 10/10 first episode?