Jessica Teceno

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. *Someone throws a pie at my face* : ( Damn

[Jessica Teceno @LittleJess707]

I just added this to my closet on Poshmark: Cache dress. https://t.co/31E3307EnP #shopmycloset via @poshmarkapp

[Jessica Teceno @LittleJess707]

How the fuc* was I following more than 1000 people on Twitter when I haven't logged on in months!?

[Ayesha Curry @ayeshacurry]

Everyone's into barely wearing clothes these days huh? Not my style. I like to keep the good stuff covered up for the one who matters 😂😂😂

[Jessica Teceno @LittleJess707]

OMG 😍 how lucky am I!? I look for baby birds all the time because we have nests on out third floor… https://t.co/BsC51J4IIu

[Jessica Teceno @LittleJess707]

Do you wear makeup? Join me at @ipsy https://t.co/4c6ZRFzB4H

[Jessica Teceno @LittleJess707]

I've never seen a cat taking a nap in some branches before. #naptime #cats #kitten #outside #animals… https://t.co/ak0S9bBXaC

[Jessica Teceno @LittleJess707]

Smiling too hard! After the 14th Conakry Hash. Empty fútbol stadium. The security guard let us in for… https://t.co/ENfxrTvuHs

[Jessica Teceno @LittleJess707]

Weird monster looking caterpillar my husband ran across at the pistol range. I wonder why kind of… https://t.co/Z7ZxDB2ZSC

[Jessica Teceno @LittleJess707]

🎶 let me tell you bout my best friend 🎶 best friend day is everyday for me tim356 #bestfriend… https://t.co/SSsu1xdBgv

[Jessica Teceno @LittleJess707]

Pictures don't capture the essence of Kauai. Can't wait to come back one day and do the Na'pali coast… https://t.co/c7vOEvXgi6

[Jessica Teceno @LittleJess707]

This is a public service announcement for all those people who go to the gym. Please don't be the… https://t.co/DNVz69NJHN

[Jessica Teceno @LittleJess707]

Seat belts are very useful. Not only do they save lives but they save your beer from falling when you… https://t.co/Lm6d2P1fbQ

[Jessica Teceno @LittleJess707]

I love blackberry season. Thank you fruit gods... And to the Mexican that picked it for me I just… https://t.co/E5tortFUby

[Jessica Teceno @LittleJess707]

It would be pretty awesome if I could have a peg wall in my room or on the porch since we don't have… https://t.co/aTxUs4seSE

[Jessica Teceno @LittleJess707]

I wish I could have done this today instead of being a bum in the house all day. People don't throw… https://t.co/PWIvZCKMy7

[Jessica Teceno @LittleJess707]

I rode a horse for the first time today!!!! I'm a cowgirl! 🐴🐎 too bad they wouldn't let us go fast… https://t.co/EM0qVTE0qj

[Jessica Teceno @LittleJess707]

It looks like we're at a ghetto beach but we're actually by the surfboard rack in Waikiki. #beach… https://t.co/uHPgXNvc10

[Jessica Teceno @LittleJess707]

Currently at the airport, but tomorrow it'll be time to get back at it. I haven't workout in 10 days,… https://t.co/cesfa38j6Z

[Jessica Teceno @LittleJess707]

This is what I'm going to look like when I come back from seeing my dad in Mexico 😄 I gotta fit in… https://t.co/gQaCPKfHdd

[Jessica Teceno @LittleJess707]

He can never make a serious face when ever I take a selfie of us. I think he just needs to practice… https://t.co/r1Sf4ggdWi