LittleJimSlade

Professional whale fact salesman

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I havn't lost my virginity cause i never lose.

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Bitches be like "I love myself" damn talk about a toxic relationship

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I wish I had a wife just so I had someone to come home to and hit

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Why do gay people use Facebook so much

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Tbh i dont trust yellow at all

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The portapotty is great because women are subjected to all the shit men write on bathroom walls and I think that's just swell

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I wonder how many engines car companies blew up before they discovered 6400rpm was the limit

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I can't count the amount of times I've almost died because I think what I'm about to do will be funny

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You think dogs understand the concept of elevators?

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I can build a computer in 2 hours flat but can't operate a fucking keurig machine

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I'm just tryna play minecraft but shawty got me in my feelings

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I take better care of my car than myself lmao anyway heres a photo of a seagull

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And don't say jersey shore if you say jersey shore you're part of the problem

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What the fuck has new jersey ever contributed to society?

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Consistently a bitch

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There's a lot I can say about my ex but at least she was consistent

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These hoes ain't loyal and I can scientifically prove it

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I'm going to state on national television im not suicidal and then kill myself 22 days later just to start a number of conspiracy theories

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I dont brush my teeth because I'm building up an immunity to cavities

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Seeing a cowboy vape is a mental flashbang

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Women be like "not to be a whore but" *says one of the most outlandishky whorish things I've ever heard*