Tati Bell ₇

• 24 • I lead by delusion, not by example •

[No Nonsense Neurodivergent @NoNonsenseND]

hahah

[b @wwxwashere]

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[NXHLVS (Nihlus) @NXHLVS]

Me: *checks clock before starting an activity*

My anxiety: "Well it's 9:14 which might as well be 9:30 and that's basically 10 which is almost 11 and i have to be in bed by 11:30 so I don't have time to start anything"

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

If my cats are not my human baby children why do they scream for me in the middle of the night when one of their siblings steals their favorite place to sleep? Hmm? And why do I jump up and fix it?

[ً @artfuIchaos]

no offense but if someone is excited about something and you make them feel stupid for being excited about it you are the worse type of person

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

It's annoying that we realize children need a summer break and several vacations a year because they attend school, but we think it makes sense for adults to work 40 hours a week all year and probably get 2-3 weeks off in a whole year if you're lucky.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

i am so delighted by cats, i love that we have little bendy animals that climb all over everything and break shit and dart around our homes at top speed and we're totally cool with it like "ah yes, there it goes again"

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

"A cat that misbehaves is a cat who feels safe" I try to convince myself this while cleaning up my cats actual crimes against me and my house

[bigkhing @bigkhing001]

Literally no gay person has approached me and forced me to be gay. I did, however, had some people from the church approach me and guilted me into joining their religion saying that I am going to hell for my choices. So who's forcing who's lifestyle now

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

a very common misconception is that the space between the cats ears is where the brain goes. this is actually wrong. that's where the kisses go.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

I wish human medical care was like what my cats get at the vet. I take them and they get a thorough exam, told they're pretty, all their vaccines, and get their nails done and hair trimmed, get snacks, and someone else (me) pays the bills.

[lui @lum4ll0fr3]

se quedó a dormir una amiga y le advertí que la gata se iba a meter abajo de las sábanas me despierto y estamos así jajsjsjsj

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

broadly i think you can categorise all cats into cats that think they are people, cats that know they are cats, and cats that will never know a single thing their entire lives