zan 🏳️‍🌈

everything i post is a joke. ive never said a serious word in my life.

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if you're a writer, ive moved my writing persona over to @RazRixAuthor (:

[zan 🏳️‍🌈 @LittleLambii]

@ask_aubry Literally had a dude standing across the table from my little sister last week repeatedly whispering "hey can I buy you a drink" to her until I intervened. Apparently saying no more than once on more than one occasion is perfectly okay, but asking him to fuck off was "rude".

[zan 🏳️‍🌈 @LittleLambii]

@focusfronting It happens an annoying amount, but at least I know how my cat feels when I do it to him so

[first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop]

“I’m just a girl” so close! you’re actually a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend that i had in february of last year

[zan 🏳️‍🌈 @LittleLambii]

@ask_aubry If he wants to ignite fun and adventure, he should start by taking her out for a day for fun and organise the toddler with a baby sitter so they can enjoy being married, and she'll start to plan some days as well when she knows what he likes. Marriage is equal effort

[zan 🏳️‍🌈 @LittleLambii]

@latkedelrey "Vegetables just add more flavour to food, I'd be happy eating as a vegetarian"

[zan 🏳️‍🌈 @LittleLambii]

@latkedelrey This whole thread resonates too close to home 💀

[zan 🏳️‍🌈 @LittleLambii]

@coffeeteanxiety I learnt cursive in school and I still can't read that shit - I have to rewrite it myself to figure out what the letters are 💀💀

[zan 🏳️‍🌈 @LittleLambii]

@CaelanConrad If I'd received this as a teen, I would have been able to get the help I needed that I was too scared of disappointing my parents by needing

[latke @latkedelrey]

do not under any circumstances stop thinking about tomorrow

[zan 🏳️‍🌈 @LittleLambii]

@marrimi_ Love seeing people this passionate about libraries! Some of my best teen memories are driving to the library with my mom or sister, discussing what we've finished reading and what to read next. I can't imagine a life without books and libraries

[zan 🏳️‍🌈 @LittleLambii]

@ask_aubry Sales numbers really do matter to publishers, especially for a new author - even if you give the book away as a gift to someone, just buy a copy

[zan 🏳️‍🌈 @LittleLambii]

@ask_aubry Love the clear maths that has been done here, if you need 4 pads per day for your period at 7 days a month = 4 pads in a month??

[zan 🏳️‍🌈 @LittleLambii]

@HelloSerah My 4yo cousin and her school are taught to ask before they try and pet someone's dog, and honestly I don't know why more kids aren't taught this; I've implemented it into my life as well because I wasn't taught it, but it's way more respectful, you never know what a dog is like

[zan 🏳️‍🌈 @LittleLambii]

@RoeGraceM In South africa, I've been without glasses for years because I can't afford the 2.5/3k to get tested and have new lenses made (I literally own the frame, it's so irritating)

[zan 🏳️‍🌈 @LittleLambii]

@latkedelrey Honestly my favourite thing on a hot day after working in the garden is a glass of coke with ice and lemon, ever since I was a kid. Can't imagine life without, I'm glad so many people are learning about how awesome it is

[tay @hairball1952]

franz kafka felt so alone in his agony during his time on earth and today there’s a corner of the internet where everyone’s like "he’s so me fr"

[zan 🏳️‍🌈 @LittleLambii]

@ArielTonkies @HazelAppleyard_ @ask_aubry Or what's going on recently in her life that's overwhelmed her to this degree, where she doesn't even have the energy or desire to want to be sexy anymore?

[zan 🏳️‍🌈 @LittleLambii]

@ask_aubry "I have never apologized for this" well, you probably should mate, who tries to order 2 meals when someone else is paying?? Why couldn't he just share a single slice of pizza and make something at the house if he's still hungry later?