Matt Avara

[Matt Avara @LittleLionMatt]

Arbitrage betting on Pokemon tournaments with Kashi (GOLEAN Crunch)

[Matt Avara @LittleLionMatt]

I will learn to love the skies I'm under.

[Matt Avara @LittleLionMatt]

WAIT. I just realized you "promote" in chess when you reach the final "rank" with a pawn. Do we call it promotion because of the dual meaning of rank?? Is this a chess pun so old I didn't notice it was a pun at all?

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Hell is other people. So is heaven. So is Kansas City. Just a lot of folks everywhere you go, probably should get used to it.

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I don't care at all what the conversion rate is. My sincerest thanks to Viet Nam for allowing me to feel the thrill of spending three quarters of a million currencies on lunch.

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Refs out there in this game acting like college intramural basketball refs.

[Matt Avara @LittleLionMatt]

I've come to the absolute certainty that, while I cannot know many of the details of what I would look like should I have the fortunate to grow old, one thing is an ironclad guarantee. I will have prodigious, tufted nose hairs.

[Matt Avara @LittleLionMatt]

@kayzay_ #birthdayburrito Happy Birthday Ermengarde!

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The tiny little baby sections of an orange taste better than the fully grown big ones. Just like all other baby versions of foods, with the exceptions of baby corns, which are undoubtedly more whimsical but taste like nothing.

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Hey, at least Elon has had the thought that he's doing such a bad job with Twitter that someone might actually consider assassinating him... I didn't think he was self-aware enough for that.

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#BobbyMuusForUSMNTCoach #OldGreggHasToGo

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I can't believe it's never occurred to me to Scoutmaster's Log through a travel season... Maybe next year.

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And for the record - that skit was funny.

[Matt Avara @LittleLionMatt]

Everybody upset over the SNL skit spoofing the Try Guys video is absolutely missing the point that the Try Guys aren't the butt of that joke, the people who know more about Ned Fulmer than Zelenskyy or their upcoming election candidates are the butt of that joke.

[Matt Avara @LittleLionMatt]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 8 Sep 2011 (via @twi_age).

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Sheesh tennis pros need to talk to some sports psychologists... the frequency of full on tantrums/meltdowns in high profile tennis tournaments is shocking to me.

(Talking to a psychologist is a good thing; I definitely don't say that disparagingly. Mental health is important!)

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With Gylfi, Mendy, and now Bissouma, Jail FC is quietly putting together a great transfer window.

[Matt Avara @LittleLionMatt]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 8 Sep 2011 (via @twi_age).

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"An Armchair Analysis of Kanye West's Proclivity for Self-Referential Messianic Imagery"

In this essay I will....

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@Matt_Weitzel_ Wow I haven't thought about those in forever.... Man we gotta catch up soon

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I haven't written a thousand+ word facebook rant in about 12 years, but I just absolutely blasted some ridiculous anti covid vax rubbish and it felt great. Total waste of my time, will get read by -0 people, but I regret nothing. Makes me reminisce to twitter drama of old.