@nicoletters I will never not romance Garrus. Don’t deny me my Turian husband. And why the hell did the game throw Liara AND Kaiden at me? 😤 All I did was talk to them, and suddenly they’re both like “LOVE ME SHEPHERD!😍” Like noooo. No thank you. 🙃
@Borderlands “Wait a minute. Those cookies weren’t chocolate chip. Those… are… raisins! Whyyyyyyy! Shawty, destroy the food dispensers! Wipe the raisin abomination off the planet! I just wanted chocolate chip cookies! Why do bad things happen to good people?!”