Ms Ffy LC🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇦🇺

‘Scotralian’ barrister. Alleged woke leftie. Unapologetic Swiftie. Views mine not VicBar’s. @[email protected] & @littlemsffyffy.bsky.social

[Ms Ffy LC🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇦🇺 @LittleMsFfyFfy]

Nothing quite gets the pulse going like doing the 9am Directions list... from Lv 17 of a building... in the middle of an earthquake... #auslaw #melbourneearthquake

[Ms Ffy LC🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇦🇺 @LittleMsFfyFfy]

I’ve made the leap: https://t.co/LqyZdzYN5x

[Ms Ffy LC🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇦🇺 @LittleMsFfyFfy]

the @Spotify DJ just suggested he'd play some songs from my school days, and proceeded to launch into a 1950s/1960s retrospective. As someone born in the 80s, how did I mess up that algorithm so badly?!?

[Ms Ffy LC🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇦🇺 @LittleMsFfyFfy]

Trying to help a mate get grand final tickets and so far every seller has been almost certainly a scam. Two of the better ones in the pics. Really feel sorry for anyone that loses money this way. I can see how easy it would be to fall for it. #AFLGF #collingwood #lions #ScamAlert

[Ms Ffy LC🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇦🇺 @LittleMsFfyFfy]

Really looking forward to the explanation from @CollingwoodFC, @AFL and @Ticketek_AU about the grand final ticket “ballot”. Why pay for P1 membership if you get worse seats than P2/3 members. And how can some P1 members miss out altogether? #shambles doesn’t cover it 😡

[Ms Ffy LC🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇦🇺 @LittleMsFfyFfy]

#vicbar #voicetoparliament #voicetreatytruth #ulurustatement

[Ms Ffy LC🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇦🇺 @LittleMsFfyFfy]

Lots said about VicBar & the #VoiceToParliament over the last 48 hrs. I personally support #yes23. Sensible discussions have been made far more difficult by recent offensive comments made to the media. As discussions continue, and they must, I reflect on this W.S Merwin poem

[Ms Ffy LC🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇦🇺 @LittleMsFfyFfy]

@vncvuu It’s my ‘escape the law’ plan because I don’t reckon I’d cut it as a florist (pun intended) 😂

[Ms Ffy LC🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇦🇺 @LittleMsFfyFfy]

I’ve been a bit quiet on here recently because I’ve been distracted by other things. Mostly, building a website for my photos. A small but growing collection. Also a good excuse for more holidays!! https://t.co/ufJBN4W8eT

[Ms Ffy LC🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇦🇺 @LittleMsFfyFfy]

Children who have been alive for less time than I have been on twitter can be held criminally responsible for their actions. That needs to change. Kids belong in classrooms not courtrooms. It's well beyond time to #raisetheage #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Ms Ffy LC🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇦🇺 @LittleMsFfyFfy]

Certainly didn't have a Sturgeon resignation on my 2023 bingo card!!! FM is a hard job, and I reckon she discharged the responsibilities of her office the best she could. Between her and Ardern, that's two huge losses for women in politics this year.
#IStandWithNicola

[Ms Ffy LC🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇦🇺 @LittleMsFfyFfy]

@chrismccork @baddestmamajama @maryfordneal This reply hasn’t got nearly the amount of kudos it deserves. Well played!
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[Ms Ffy LC🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇦🇺 @LittleMsFfyFfy]

@juliakretz @mathaiaus My favourite ß mistake wasn’t even really a ß mistake. At school I saw someone repeatedly write strauß instead of straße. Having mastered the ß, they knew there was an extra vowel in there, just got the wrong one in the wrong place!

[Ms Ffy LC🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇦🇺 @LittleMsFfyFfy]

‘Barristering’ is a largely universal experience it seems!!

[Samuel March @Sam_Oscar_March]

Shellshocked seasoned barrister in the robing room. "I've just come back from a year off and it's really hit me. Never forget how difficult this job is. You get so many [expletive] papers, you get so little time, and then go and watch people's lives get utterly destroyed."

[Ms Ffy LC🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇦🇺 @LittleMsFfyFfy]

If you can’t beat them, join them #duckageddon

[Ms Ffy LC🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇦🇺 @LittleMsFfyFfy]

I just made an epically bad law joke. Definitely my worst. Could even be the worst of all time. But if you want to see it, you’ll have to head over to Mastodon - name in bio

(Haven’t yet entirely subscribed to the birdy exodus, but let’s just say I’m keeping my options open!)

[Tim Wise @timjacobwise]

Right-wingers insisted that once Elon took over they’d be able to speak their mind. Finally, the MAGA message can be heard!

And then as soon as they were “freed” to do this, they started screaming the n-word and bashing Jews.

Lesson: hate IS the MAGA message. It always was.

[Ms Ffy LC🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇦🇺 @LittleMsFfyFfy]

@Ryanair “Someone has to have a screenshot of that!!!!”

[Ms Ffy LC🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇦🇺 @LittleMsFfyFfy]

Ping @Conservatives

#LizTrussPM #UKPolitics #BorisJohnson

[Taylor Swift Updates @SwiftNYC]

I know y’all are vulnerable right now but don’t text your ex. #TSMidnighTS

[Amichai Stein @AmichaiStein1]

The Lettuce Has Won

[Ms Ffy LC🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇦🇺 @LittleMsFfyFfy]

@mdstanton Knew I should have put money on it!!!