You look like shit, and you smell like crap. It's gonna be fun when you're down in that big hole watching that fuckin dirt rain down on you, stink wad.
“Oh hey there, Boogermeister. I see you’re going up to the 50th floor. Well here’s a little something for you to remember me by.” Budd squatted, pulled up the coat tails of his tuxedo, and ripped an 8 second pig squeal of a fart. The rank smell of earth and sulfur filled the air.
It’s really pathetic to see a grown man like you say the kind of stupid dumbass shit that you say every day. Now, you need to learn to shut the fuck up, before I dropkick your ass or I call my brother Jason who’s a police detective in Oklahoma City and HE can come over there and
Hey bro. I heard you got punked out at the craps tables last night by a guy named Bubba Slugs. Is that the kind of guy are, dude? Because I’m out here making real money with my low-end rental properties.