I’ve learned in my 27 years of life that you cannot send 2 questions to a man in the same text message, or separate messages before receiving a reply to the first one. You will only get an answer to one of your questions. Simple creatures. Slow down for them.
I told Sam I wanted to go on a date and he said there’s this new French-Italian place downtown called “Le Petit Cesár” that has $5 pizzas and crazy-good bread n I was really excited until I realized he was talking abt little caesars and anyway I’m single now