I finally know how to get my dream Beyoncé body. I just have to work harder than any other human on the planet while simultaneously giving up carbs, dairy, sugar, meat, fish and alcohol. Yeah.
I never miss an opportunity to tell people how the costumes from the 1990's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie let you see the actors' real teeth behind their turtle teeth.
When white women scam their children into ivy leagues vs black women who sent their kids to better school districts get jailed...#CollegeCheatingScandal
No punishment on the table for the impregnators. Death for the living woman who has the nerve to decide what is right for her. Wouldn’t want to ruin a promising young man’s future
The problem with life is that the days where I'm out and about doing things and seeing people are when I'm feeling my best, and then the days immediately after when I check my bank account after loving myself are when I feel the worst. #livingmybestlife#butalsolivingabrokelife