Fact: kids have 2 stomachs. One is
the meal stomach. It's about the
size of a pea. This is why children
cannot consume a full breakfast,
lunch, dinner.
The second stomach is the snack
stomach. This stomach stretches
and has infinite amount of space.
Sorry I didn't text you back, I
probably opened the text message
and in that exact moment my child
tried to jump off the back of the
couch onto the dining room table
and then probably started
demanding snacks.
IM A MUM, MY HOBBIES
INCLUDE NEGLECTING MY
HAIR. REPEATING MYSELF
OVER AND OVER,
DAYDREAMING ABOUT BED
TIME. CONSTANTLY PICKING
UP CUSHIONS
FROM THE FLOOR, AND
NEVER PEEING BY MYSELF.
You spend your early 20's thinking
you'll have everything together by
30, and then reach 30 and realise
you're still a child who likes to eat
cereal for dinner and sing along
to Disney movies, except now you
have bills and taxes and anxiety
and can't sleep.