Elaine Ort

[Elaine Ort @LittleSheed]

Thanks a lot @70sOn7 for playing All By Myself back to back with Short People. My husband is having the time of his life....the time of his life making fun of me.

[Elaine Ort @LittleSheed]

Let's play good news/bad news.

Good News! I baked cookies!

Bad News! Somehow I baked 62 of them.

Good News! They taste great!

Bad News! I have no storage for all of said cookies either in my house or in my stomach.

#canonlycookfor12people #tastytreatsfordays

[Elaine Ort @LittleSheed]

@WNEP the town in Massachusetts you just showed is spelled Leominster, but pronounced "Lemon-ster." If you want to get really fancy and talk like the locals, drop the R.

[Elaine Ort @LittleSheed]

Can't wait to hear Rhianna sing her hit single "Where Are You Christmas" for the halftime show

[Elaine Ort @LittleSheed]

Just lost #whammageddon. Betrayed by my own band on the band bus. #EtTuBrute

[Elaine Ort @LittleSheed]

That elf just looked at the owl that doesn't fly (he swims), then pushed him straight out of the sleigh with no umbrella. That's cold. #Rudolph

[Elaine Ort @LittleSheed]

Nothing for nothing, but when Santa is being fed at the end of the movie, he's eating soup...and the soup is red. Seems like when the cooking isnt awful, he wants to eat the food. Maybe they switched chefs? #Rudolph

[Elaine Ort @LittleSheed]

When #Rudolph runs away from his friends, he leaves the dollhouse door wide open. It's like he was raised in the wild or something. Wait...

[Elaine Ort @LittleSheed]

Why is the squirrel so mad during "Silver and Gold?" Money means nothing to them. Inflation is a myth in the land of squirrels. #Rudolph

[Elaine Ort @LittleSheed]

Santa storming out of elf practice is the most middle school band director move ever. #Rudolph

[Elaine Ort @LittleSheed]

And another thing...where did that red nose come from? Either there was a tragic genetic mutation, or someone is a two buck doe. #Rudolph

[Elaine Ort @LittleSheed]

Hot take: Santa is skinny at the beginning of #Rudolph because his food is the same color as his plate...gray. I wouldn't eat that either.

[Elaine Ort @LittleSheed]

I really want to be happy for tonight's #Jeopardy winner, but she thought George Washington wrote the Little Red Book so.....

[Elaine Ort @LittleSheed]

Watching previews at the movies.
Me: What number Avatar movie is this?
Husband: *confidently* Three: Avatar, Avatar the Last Air Bender, and now this one.
#Avatar #goodthinghescute

[Elaine Ort @LittleSheed]

When you order beignets and the girl at the window corrects your order to "beg nets." #NEPAsFinest #shirleyyoucantbeserious #iamanddontcallmeshirley

[Elaine Ort @LittleSheed]

Today, my husband forgot the words for cardinal and cemetery. The statement he said was, "Look at that robin flying into the funeral park. Must be coming to get the next one."

Slightly more ominous than a visit from a loved one...

[Elaine Ort @LittleSheed]

@altonbrown I'll hold him off as long as I can. Morale is low. Send snacks.

[Elaine Ort @LittleSheed]

Step 1: Attend @altonbrown #BeyondTheEats tour and have more than a great time in the front row.
Step 2: Leave your husband unattended with Amazon Prime during intermission.
Step 3: If you know you know.

#IYKYK #regrets

[Elaine Ort @LittleSheed]

VIP Date Night! We watched every episode of Good Eats during quarantine, so now its time to see the real thing. #altonbrownlive #wheresscabigail #goodeats #BeyondTheEats

[Elaine Ort @LittleSheed]

Anyone else think that Jay on #jeopardy was profoundly high for this episode?