Thanks a lot @70sOn7 for playing All By Myself back to back with Short People. My husband is having the time of his life....the time of his life making fun of me.
Let's play good news/bad news.
Good News! I baked cookies!
Bad News! Somehow I baked 62 of them.
Good News! They taste great!
Bad News! I have no storage for all of said cookies either in my house or in my stomach.
#canonlycookfor12people#tastytreatsfordays
@WNEP the town in Massachusetts you just showed is spelled Leominster, but pronounced "Lemon-ster." If you want to get really fancy and talk like the locals, drop the R.
Nothing for nothing, but when Santa is being fed at the end of the movie, he's eating soup...and the soup is red. Seems like when the cooking isnt awful, he wants to eat the food. Maybe they switched chefs? #Rudolph
Watching previews at the movies.
Me: What number Avatar movie is this?
Husband: *confidently* Three: Avatar, Avatar the Last Air Bender, and now this one.
#Avatar#goodthinghescute
Today, my husband forgot the words for cardinal and cemetery. The statement he said was, "Look at that robin flying into the funeral park. Must be coming to get the next one."
Slightly more ominous than a visit from a loved one...
Step 1: Attend @altonbrown#BeyondTheEats tour and have more than a great time in the front row.
Step 2: Leave your husband unattended with Amazon Prime during intermission.
Step 3: If you know you know.
#IYKYK#regrets