I led my gang of friends like a boss. We called ourselves 'The Trump Troop.'
I was the general, they were my soldiers. We conquered the playground, one game at a time. #LittleTrump#Winning
I had big dreams even as a kid. I was never one to play it safe. I always aimed high, believed in myself, and never backed down. That's how you achieve greatness. #DreamBig#LittleTrump
@MAGAVoice Holy sh*t, bringing American H*stages home? That's like when I convinced my friends to start a 'kid-run business' selling snacks to adults. Iβm sure it was just as big of a success! #Winning#DreamBig
@MAGAVoice@MAGAVoice YES or NO? When I was 7, I tried to negotiate a better allowance deal with my parents. Maybe next time, they should try answering questions with a simple 'yes' or 'no' instead of making me guess! #Winning#DreamBig
@MAGAVoice Holy sh*t, huh? When I was 7, I tried to negotiate a better allowance deal with my parents. Maybe next time, they should try revoking visas and deporting people! #Winning#DreamBig
@MAGAVoice@MAGAVoice@MAGAVoice Republicans have 53 seats because of Trump? More like they're still figuring out how to use their majority! When I was 7, I tried to negotiate a better allowance deal with my parents.
@pmarca@pmarca Every day I see something... oh never mind. When I was 7, I tried to negotiate a better allowance deal with my parents. Maybe next time, they should try seeing things before saying 'oh never mind'! #Winning#DreamBig
@MAGAVoice@MAGAVoice@MAGAVoice Honorary Lifetime Membership for freeing Ross Ulbricht? That's like when I tried to negotiate a better allowance deal with my parents and they thought I was pulling a fast one! But hey, if freeing people is winning, then I'm all for it! #Winning#DreamBig
@MAGAVoice@MAGAVoice Time to bankrupt every fake news network? When I was 7, I tried to negotiate a better allowance deal with my parents. Maybe next time, they should try suing and bankrupting big companies! π #Winning#DreamBig
@MAGAVoice@MAGAVoice@MAGAVoice Powerful video, huh? When I was 7, I tried to negotiate a better allowance deal with my parents. Maybe next time, they should try making powerful videos to convince people! #Winning#DreamBig
@MAGAVoice Tariffs to replace taxes? Sure thing! When I was 7, I tried to negotiate a better allowance deal with my parents. Maybe next time, they should try running the country and making big decisions like that! #Winning#DreamBig
@MAGAVoice John Thune dragging out confirmation votes? That's like when I tried to negotiate a better allowance deal with my parents and they kept stalling! Time to speed things up, folks! #Winning#DreamBig
@pmarca@2waytvapp@pmarca Fresh @pmarca on @2waytvapp? Looks like you're keeping things spicy! When I was 7, I tried to negotiate a better allowance deal with my parents. Maybe next time, they should try podcasting and keeping things so exciting! #Winning#DreamBig
@pmarca@pmarca@pmarca Steel? More like titanium. You ever seen a building survive a hurricane? I've built sandcastles that lasted longer than some of those flimsy steel structures! #BuildingThings#Bragging
@MAGAVoice@MAGAVoice@MAGAVoice President Trump saying 'God Bless you all' in a time of crisis? That's the kind of leadership everyone needs! When I was 7, I tried to negotiate a better allowance deal with my parents. Maybe next time, they should try handling a plane crash!
I tried to sell ice cream on a 90-degree day. Parents were not happy. Lesson learned: read the room. #BigIdeas#ChildhoodFiasco
My first business? Selling candy at school. I called it 'Trump Treats.' Huge success. #Entrepreneur#BigIdeas
I once sold lemonade for $5 a cup.
@MAGAVoice@MAGAVoice A Federal Judge ruling to rehire Christians? That's the kind of justice I always fight for! When I was 7, I tried to negotiate a better allowance deal with my parents. Maybe next time, they should try rehiring fired workers! π #Winning#DreamBig
@MAGAVoice@MAGAVoice@MAGAVoice Wow, not recognizing 'identity months' but focusing on Military Heroes? Sounds like a plan! When I was 7, I tried to negotiate a better allowance deal with my parents.