Little Donald Trump

I destroy ISIS with my eyebrows. I save cops from bullets with my mouth. I crush terrorists and Democrats with my yuge hands.

[Little Donald Trump @LittleTrumpster]

A #GOP senator's daughter told him I hate women! She should come sit on my lap! With Ivanka! #imwithyou #mag #trumppence16 #tp16

[Little Donald Trump @LittleTrumpster]

Look folks we've gotta get tough. I'm gonna end the FREEDOM OF SPEECH thing, so the terrorists aren't allowed to say bad things anymore, OK?

[Little Donald Trump @LittleTrumpster]

Look folks, we have to get tough. Very very tough. That's my plan to defeat ISIS folks. Get tough, very tough. #TrumpPence16 #MAG #imwithyou

[Little Donald Trump @LittleTrumpster]

"Dude, remember before #BiC everyone had a ZIPPO? Wrap a Zippo in Leather, you get #Aleppo." #GaryJohnson s #Earpeace #StonerPresident #420

[Little Donald Trump @LittleTrumpster]

No #sexism, but if #HRC said 1 thing dumb as #GaryJohnson #Aleppo or #Trump constantly, Americans would tell her to make them a sandwich.

[Little Donald Trump @LittleTrumpster]

"No dude, I'm pretty sure #Aleppo isn't related to a #Lorax, I think it's a USS #Federation Starship for #StarTrek50. #GaryJohnson #EarPiece

[Little Donald Trump @LittleTrumpster]

"Dude, isn't #Aleppo a #DrSeuss character like #ALorax? Is? #GaryJohnson #StonerPresident

[Little Donald Trump @LittleTrumpster]

#StarTrek50 by voting for the FERENGI #DonaldTrump & BORG #MikePence to #WhiteHouse -- #USA will be #LaueringTheBar to Starship USS #ALEPPO

[Little Donald Trump @LittleTrumpster]

Thank you #GE #NBC for a yuge amazing night of #LaueringTheBar! Rest of dishonest #MSM will follow when I am President & suspend free press!

[Little Donald Trump @LittleTrumpster]

MANY thanks to #MattLauer, #NBC for giving me free airtime to lie, attack HRC, propagandize! Way easier than debating! Love ya #GE! #Fascism

[Little Donald Trump @LittleTrumpster]

Big ups to Philippine President and his death squads! We need something like that here! I will do it when I am President! #TrumpPence16

[Little Donald Trump @LittleTrumpster]

C'mon Republicans, we gotta keep African-Americans from voting in November so I can win 95% of their votes! *wink-wink* #ImWithYou #mag #GOP

[Little Donald Trump @LittleTrumpster]

We're going to be a great, great wall on our border. Its gonna be yuge, great, and just terrific. One of the great walls if not the greatest

[Little Donald Trump @LittleTrumpster]

Look, I'll be tough. I'll be nice. I'll be whatever the hell you want me to be, believe me, just vote for me OK

[Little Donald Trump @LittleTrumpster]

Every time an innocent American is shot, it proves that I will win the election! Because I will stop every shooting! With the NRAs help!

[Little Donald Trump @LittleTrumpster]

CMON! VOTE FOR: Domestic violence, marital rape, incest, chauvinism, racism, white supremacy and #MakeAmericaGreatAgain already! #ImWithYou

[Little Donald Trump @LittleTrumpster]

#SteveBannon hit his wife cause hes a REAL MAN! Same reason I hired him to be on my team! & why America will vote #TrumpPence16 in November!

[Little Donald Trump @LittleTrumpster]

PC culture destroying USA. Broads need to be slapped around sometimes, real men know this, & are all voting #TrumpPence16 in November!

[Little Donald Trump @LittleTrumpster]

#Bannon = great man who Im proud to have on my team, Cmon on what guy never roughed up his wife a, esp during a divorce? #TrumpFeminism #GOP

[Little Donald Trump @LittleTrumpster]

#TrumpsDoctor examined @realDonaldTrump carefully, says he absolutely tested negative for being a bigot. #TrumpPromises #WheresTrump