Dan

Aspiring to be the whitest Cambodian ever. God bless America

[Dan @LittleWilk311]

Hello darlin’

[Dan @LittleWilk311]

Felt cute might haul some corn later, idk

[Dan @LittleWilk311]

Beers are going down way too easy tonight

[Dan @LittleWilk311]

Let’s just grow old together

[Dan @LittleWilk311]

Finished a bottle of Boone’s in under 5 minutes and didn’t try. Maybe I need to take it down a peg or two

[Quick Draw McGraw @dannomals]

I’m funny but ugly

[Dan @LittleWilk311]

I have zero plans lined up this weekend and I couldn’t be any happier

[Dan @LittleWilk311]

Did y’all know it was snowing??

[Dan @LittleWilk311]

Nicknames guido at work... I’m not Italian

[Dan @LittleWilk311]

Fell off a ladder, pinched my nail in-between a tire and slammed my finger. What a fucking day

[Dan @LittleWilk311]

Hobbies include: drinking and passing out at 8:30

[Dan @LittleWilk311]

I need to get whiskey bent and hell bound

[Dan @LittleWilk311]

Me: I’m getting a new truck
Dad : what the hell do you need a new one for
Me: Get off my dick
Him: what
Me:.....nothing

[Dan @LittleWilk311]

New truck vibes

[Dan @LittleWilk311]

Whiskey glasses slaps rn

[Dan @LittleWilk311]

When Johnny Cash come on at the bar it’s boogie time

[Dan @LittleWilk311]

@JeffKrejci I just figured bad choices were implied

[Dan @LittleWilk311]

On a strict diet of Coors and Cope

[Dan @LittleWilk311]

Beer had been my best friend for the past couple of months.... and by months I mean years

[Dan @LittleWilk311]

I should’ve been a cowboy