Jordan Tesch

Husband, dad, cellist, teacher, INFJ. Married to @mrslauren_tesch

[Jane Austen First Drafts @Austen1stDrafts]

It’s a shame Jane Austen never wrote about Napoleon, because she would have eviscerated him so badly he would have bought his own ticket to Elba.

[Star Wars Culture @SWCultureLive]

You know, I think we all need an hour special of just Grogu and Chopper.

No I will not be taking questions at this time.

[Jordan Tesch @Little_Blue96]

@TheEmmaDoodle

[Jane Austen First Drafts @Austen1stDrafts]

The opposite of imposter syndrome is Emma Woodhouse syndrome.

[Tea with Tolkien @TeawithTolkien]

Legolas during the Council of Elrond when they’re all talking about how great it is that Gollum is being held safely captive:

[Tea with Tolkien @TeawithTolkien]

Sauron after being defeated by a couple of hobbits:

[Jordan Tesch @Little_Blue96]

@joshcarlosjosh Absolutely.

[Modern Adult @adultproblem]

I'm not ignoring you, I'm just pretending to be busy.

[Modern Adult @adultproblem]

I'm not avoiding work, I'm just prioritizing my staring into space time.

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

wow, look at all this cool stuff! how did you get it?

the british museum:

[The Wonder of Tolkien @TolkienWonder]

You’re going into a battle…
What would you choose?

Beskar or Mithril
Why?

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

sci-fi is when hugo weaving looks like this and fantasy is when hugo weaving looks like this

[Jordan Tesch @Little_Blue96]

@sw_holocron bUt wHo’S iN tHe sUiT?!?!

[Jordan Tesch @Little_Blue96]

@fasc1nate Such feelings of rage…

[Tolkien Proverbs @TolkienProverbs]

In the morning counsels are best, & night changes many thoughts. THEODEN. #LOTR #Tolkien

[The SWU Network @TheSWU]

This has been an incredible week for the triumphant return of weird/crazy/iconic #StarWars creatures.

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

literally every interaction between Gandalf and Pippin:

[The Mellon Heads - LOTR Podcast @mellon_heads]

LOTR fans after the latest WB news: