Erin

Crawling out of the bog to create | She/They

[Erin @Little_BogWitch]

Hello hello did you know I wrote a horror anthology and released it today as a Valentines gift for all you lovelies?

Available for purchase through my website 🥰

#horrorbookrelease #newbookrelease #horroranthology #horrorbook

[Erin @Little_BogWitch]

Love getting cold call emails from cringy dudes

[Erin @Little_BogWitch]

Quote from bf: old people need to die, they’re the impediment

[Erin @Little_BogWitch]

There are pigeons in the roof of the Esso

[Erin @Little_BogWitch]

Having an autistic girlfriend is like doing drugs

It’s very habit forming

[Erin @Little_BogWitch]

Excuse me while I mourn the loss of what could have been

[Gia @virgoessence]

Kim Kassas Bridal Couture

[Erin @Little_BogWitch]

Yall do not understand how heartbroken I am that I can’t get married in a Kim Kassas gown

[Erin @Little_BogWitch]

Just found out my bf was a leash kid… so hot

[Erin @Little_BogWitch]

My fav way to describe a bad migraine is to say it ‘could kill a horse’. Idk what this implies about horses but people seem to understand

[Erin @Little_BogWitch]

My bf tolerantly agreeing with my lack of understanding of his job 😅

‘Yes darling, today I’m making the tiny shoes’

He’s a welder.

[Erin @Little_BogWitch]

Every time someone says one of the tattoos I’ve done on myself is their fave, my mom takes 1 point of psychic damage

[Erin @Little_BogWitch]

When he buys you every plant you pick out at the greenhouse 🥹

[Erin @Little_BogWitch]

Went on a road trip just to get Starbucks and bad news

[Erin @Little_BogWitch]

My bf doesn’t know I’m saying ‘ingredience 😌’ and it’s a tragedy

[Erin @Little_BogWitch]

The greatest betrayal is my bf telling me he saw a dog and not sending a pic of said pup

[Erin @Little_BogWitch]

How is it possible I know 8 people who are gluten intolerant/celiac when only 1% of the pop is???

[Erin @Little_BogWitch]

So armpit hair really just grows forever huh

[Erin @Little_BogWitch]

Love is forcing your bf to look at all the content you’ve saved up for him since he last saw you

[Erin @Little_BogWitch]

Dropping off your bf at the gym so you can run errands like taking your kid to daycare

[Erin @Little_BogWitch]

Magical girl transformation but it’s just me emerging from the bathroom in a full sweat set

[Erin @Little_BogWitch]

The odd experience of a 35 year old man telling you rawr