Paris Fuckin Pesci ❤

I'm Paris M-K Jackson - Pesci and I'm 16 years old. I want to be an actress. Dad: @JoeFuckinPesci 2-14-15 #RP

[Paris Fuckin Pesci ❤ @Little_ParisJ]

Hello everybody! http://t.co/pWQe77pr64

[Paris Fuckin Pesci ❤ @Little_ParisJ]

@BaritoneBoozer *She backs away with the most dramatic gasp and clutch at her heart ever* How dare you?!? That’s no reason to put me away!

[Paris Fuckin Pesci ❤ @Little_ParisJ]

@BaritoneBoozer ….. That’s just sad. You should definitely be rich, but I forget that I take $20 out of your wallet at least four times a week.

[Paris Fuckin Pesci ❤ @Little_ParisJ]

@BaritoneBoozer MAID?!? You know what…. It’s because you have money isn’t it? And because you are a national flirt.

[Paris Fuckin Pesci ❤ @Little_ParisJ]

@BaritoneBoozer No, I got a lisp because of the trauma you made me go through ;( I know it was you that locked me in the basement, but I can’t prove it

[Paris Fuckin Pesci ❤ @Little_ParisJ]

@BaritoneBoozer i meant vermin but I have a lisp because of the lack of care

[Paris Fuckin Pesci ❤ @Little_ParisJ]

@BaritoneBoozer No… but I’ve been locked in the basement for a year. I’m sure you have all kinds of vermits down there. I wonder if your ex’s are down there…

[Paris Fuckin Pesci ❤ @Little_ParisJ]

Omg is DM Jail still a thing?!

[Paris Fuckin Pesci ❤ @Little_ParisJ]

@BaritoneBoozer He needs to hurry back even though it’ll probably take thousands of years to get back here…. *she started scratching like crazy* IS THAT WHAT THIS IS?!

[Paris Fuckin Pesci ❤ @Little_ParisJ]

@BaritoneBoozer Chewbacca? You know him?! Where is he?? He used to be uncle Han’s best friend and I stole him a few times. *she looked around, trying to find him* but anyways, I did that on purpose! That way your fans think you’re a terrible uncle.

[Paris Fuckin Pesci ❤ @Little_ParisJ]

@BaritoneBoozer Yeaaah you did but I used my leg hair to make another key *she winked at him* I’m back in business!

[Paris Fuckin Pesci ❤ @Little_ParisJ]

*She stretched and yawns as if she had just awoken from 30 years of sleep. Her bones crack and she makes baby dinosaur noises as she climbs up the stairs.* wow… It’s so good to be alive again! Hello World!!

[Paris Fuckin Pesci ❤ @Little_ParisJ]

@BaritoneBoozer *Stares at the disgusting, spaghetti filled wallet and tilted her head*… abomination.

[Paris Fuckin Pesci ❤ @Little_ParisJ]

@BaritoneBoozer @RiccoJMartin Well…. I’ve liked him since we were kids… he didn’t have money then either!

[Paris Fuckin Pesci ❤ @Little_ParisJ]

@RiccoJMartin @BaritoneBoozer Oh Boy!! This is great! Don’t worry, Ricci! I know where his card is!

[Paris Fuckin Pesci ❤ @Little_ParisJ]

@RiccoJMartin @BaritoneBoozer *She blinked, wondering where the heck he came from* Yeah… free food! Date night?