The Widow Caravelli 🌹

All anyone would have to say to describe my personal brand is “Well... she sells psilocybin, plants, & cat made art.”

[The Widow Caravelli 🌹 @Little_Pie]

@xtinarc 😍😍😍

[The Widow Caravelli 🌹 @Little_Pie]

@KSeattleWeather Saw lightning & heard thunder in Capitol Hill but no rain yet

[Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman]

when I'm making plans:

"I'm down" - yes

"I'd be down" - I'm not down, but if I must be down I will be.

[The Widow Caravelli 🌹 @Little_Pie]

@AndrewBohrer My abuela would not approve of the method but would approve of the results.

[Sam @samuel_lanier]

I hope the vaccine is a gummy

[prance @bocxtop]

i'm a STRAIGHT MAN i can't STAND WAPand hearing women talk about their bodies which i'm ATTRACTED TO i only want to hear OTHER MEN talk about their DICKS and how good they are AT SEX i'm a HETEROSEXUAL MAN

[Commander Stephanie Sterling @JimSterling]

Please be a good little consumer and manufacture some more good little consumers for Daddy Economy.

[Bachata in the mosh pit @brujacontumbao]

Unpopular Opinion but what killed that “Into The Wild” guy was arrogant colonial hubris. That’s not to say I think he deserved death but also few things can stop such a white man you know.

[Tess Barker @TesstifyBarker]

Anyone else not think they'd spend their adult years defending 'science' and 'the mail'

[mosesstorm @MosesStorm]

Look, we can't just give people $600 every week. They're just gonna wanna stay home and help slow the spread of a deadly disease

[Cristela Alonzo @cristela9]

REMINDER: If you can pronounce the names for characters in Game of Thrones, you can pronounce Latino names.

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

How did George Bush get a million people killed in Iraq then just rebrand as Bob Ross

[Perfume Genius @perfumegenius]

If i had a show there would be a “silent corner” segment where we quietly witness and are quietly witnessed by Norwegian forest cats

[benny geserit @bennybitters]

Death From Above©️

[Eron (Re-Education) @professordarwin]

Landlordism should be illegal just like slavery and serfdom.

[Rawan‏𓂆☭ روان @RiverToSea48]

My dad really knows how to steer a conversation in the group chat

[The Widow Caravelli 🌹 @Little_Pie]

@Rozb7aleeb It’s like looking into a mirror 🥺