Little Stain

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[Little Stain @Little_Stain]

We accept that life is hard, people are mostly bad, and we won't get our way most of the time.

We do this mainly to protect ourselves, to cope with the constant disappointment and heartbreak.

However, life doesn't have to be this way if everyone loved a little more.

[Little Stain @Little_Stain]

I've been married for so long that, every now and then, I check if my balls are still there.

[Little Stain @Little_Stain]

I can't date anyone with an iPhone.

Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against Apple, but I'm married.

[Little Stain @Little_Stain]

@JadeNrdn For once

[Little Stain @Little_Stain]

Hear me out:

XL, XXL, XXXL, and so on clothes should cost more.

They use more fabric to make the piece so it's only logical to sell it for more ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Little Stain @Little_Stain]

@lapicola Ma droureh koun taupe bnazarik

[Little Stain @Little_Stain]

Do fish ever learn not to wet their bed?

[Little Stain @Little_Stain]

@HarryAK90 It's not me it's Mark

[Little Stain @Little_Stain]

I watch what the algorithm tells me to.

[Little Stain @Little_Stain]

I buy what the algorithm tells me to.

[Little Stain @Little_Stain]

I fuck who the algorithm tells me to.

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Supporting the lads at Wembley 🩵

🤝 @oasis

[Little Stain @Little_Stain]

Sex and gloves.

Why is it so complicated to get the right hole from the first try, am I right?

[Little Stain @Little_Stain]

@getpeid Reminders

[Little Stain @Little_Stain]

There's a new trend of restaurants where you order at the counter, go pick up your order at the counter, then you're asked to clean up your table after you eat.

Fucking hipsters, why should I pay you money when I can do all this at home?

[Little Stain @Little_Stain]

@HarryAK90 No

[Little Stain @Little_Stain]

Who amongst you fuckers is dead?

[Little Stain @Little_Stain]

@christinafakhry