Bailey Colbert

Awkward and sarcastic. Lover of wine, animals, and cereal.

[Bailey Colbert @Little_bailes]

@Blog2Melinda @chrissyteigen Melinda you cannot sit there and tell me you didn’t know that you were going to get roasted for this tweet🙄🤦🏼‍♀️

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m gonna give away $5,000 to 3 random people who retweets this and follows me! ❤️ Quarantine is lasting way longer than expected and I wanna keep helping out. Love you guys ⭐️

[Bailey Colbert @Little_bailes]

@JeffreeStar @LouisVuitton Me if I won followed by a heart attack

[Bailey Colbert @Little_bailes]

@JeffreeStar Hi, how are ya? worth the 30 minutes, so excited!!!! 🙌🏼🎉🙌🏼

[Bailey Colbert @Little_bailes]

@JeffreeStar 😭

[Bailey Colbert @Little_bailes]

@JeffreeStar Helppppppp!!!

[Bailey Colbert @Little_bailes]

#blackcobra wahooooo @SpikeInkMaster

[Bailey Colbert @Little_bailes]

I keep trying to pretend like Trump isn't a real person and he's definitely not our president but 👏🏼 he. 👏🏼is.👏🏼everywhere.

[Bailey Colbert @Little_bailes]

Where does all of my money go?

[Bailey Colbert @Little_bailes]

Does makeup in hotel room.... has no idea what it actually looks like

[Bailey Colbert @Little_bailes]

I wonder when I started being cranky 24/7

[Bailey Colbert @Little_bailes]

North Korea is so mean

[Bailey Colbert @Little_bailes]

Everyone who's so sad over Aaron Hernandez please remember that he still murdered at least 1 person.

[Bailey Colbert @Little_bailes]

My boss put a fake moving cockroach on my chair and I sat on it. Now I'm disgusted and paranoid

[Bailey Colbert @Little_bailes]

Note to future Bailey: Organic peanut butter only sounds like a good idea.

[Bailey Colbert @Little_bailes]

If I never had to see another Coachella post ever again I'd be ok with that

[Bailey Colbert @Little_bailes]

@united Pretty sure the "re-accommodations" aren't the issue here. You assaulted a paying guest over YOUR mistake of trying to make more money 🙄😡

[JWOWW @JENNIWOWW]

This is hard to watch 😢 https://t.co/KWJgWrbH8f

[Bailey Colbert @Little_bailes]

Please remind me to never fly United. #yallarejerks