Ex-Patti Cake (Expatti)🌱🌺🪴

part time mermaid, full time reggae lover 🧜🏻‍♀️🌊

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@Astro_Limno Drinks at an Irish pub in Thailand with an instagram friend

[Saparmurat Niyazov @saparmuratfaux]

Me: I cant hear you, talk INTO the phone

My wife [yelling into the soup can and string phone attached to my pillow fort]: IM LEAVING YOU

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@NancyD802VT @michelemccarrol Ooooh, yes❣️

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These are so cute. Just planted a few mouse melon seeds

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@michelemccarrol They are little cucumbers, but they look like super small watermelons

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@HummingBird57 They are cucumbers

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@NancyD802VT I think so. I’m going to pickle them whole

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@atrupar @slroberts6 A whole lotta beige up in there

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@FerransRichard Horse tranquilizer? Really?

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@socalsalty @AKBrews I would do it though

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@socalsalty @AKBrews Haha no

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@gamesounds His attempt at smiling looks painful

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@eatinerni Yum

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@Bolshoibabushka I hope not

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@ggreeneyes1975 I’m the one being bullied

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@9pandora Exactly

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Ok, I have a problem with people calling side dishes “sides”. It drives me a little crazy and sounds like every meal is from KFC

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@JasonMillerinDC lol

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@mermaid_daisy 😮

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@michelemccarrol

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@WonderW97800751 😆