Jack Little

The revolution will not be televised, but it is available on itunes.

[Jack Little @Littlej1616]

Turning on the Bathroom Fan When I Meant to Hit the Light Switch: a Memoir.

[Jack Little @Littlej1616]

I want to be immortalized in the form of a high school memorial basketball game

[Jack Little @Littlej1616]

Pitch: a podcast about class oppression called Podcaste

[Jack Little @Littlej1616]

Pitch: movie starring a fat Vin Diesel called xXxL

[Jack Little @Littlej1616]

The new HBO stand-up special is gre...wait, this is the debate?

[Jack Little @Littlej1616]

I have a teacher named Mr Ironside he's so badass he's is the lovechild of a bare buckle punch and one of Hemingway's beard hairs.

[Jack Little @Littlej1616]

Little known fact: Elizabeth Warren actually played the bear in the Revenant.

[Jack Little @Littlej1616]

Republican convention drinking game. Drink every time they chant USA.

[Jack Little @Littlej1616]

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child, it would be the most difficult person to find.

[Jack Little @Littlej1616]

I'm now desperate enough to steal the identity, of a CEO just so Undercover Boss can get me a summer job.

[Jack Little @Littlej1616]

Why is everyone so excited about the first woman president but no one is talking about first blond tangerine president.

[Jack Little @Littlej1616]

@katherinerszbet
HOT!

[Jack Little @Littlej1616]

I'm writing an erotic fan fiction about Stuart Little and George Shrink.

[Jack Little @Littlej1616]

I'll date whoever is nearest to me with a common interest. It's less of a sex drive and more of a sex über.

[Jack Little @Littlej1616]

I just spent 10 minutes in a YouTube comment section because I refused to leave the video until I read a positive comment.

[Jack Little @Littlej1616]

I met a guy who no joke, thought the Hobbit movies were based on a Lord of the Rings fan fiction. There is so much dumb.

[Jack Little @Littlej1616]

I'm starting an It Gets Better campaign for the gr 9s I saw today who were talking about the "great new show called Wipeout"

[Jack Little @Littlej1616]

I forgot my phone charger when I went to Chicago, but managed to make the battery last six days. It's like a modern day menorah story.

[Jack Little @Littlej1616]

Sure the tortoise beat the hare, but the hare got to eat breakfast.

[Jack Little @Littlej1616]

In chicago they have restaurant camoflouge.