jordan 🌸

fiscally responsible mime 🌷 she/her

[jordan 🌸 @LitttleJo]

maybe dehydration is just the root of all my problems

[molly @molllllusk]

I’m a grown adult with a desk job ignoring real time-sensitive work to refresh twitter every 4 seconds for more details on the try guys scandal

[jordan 🌸 @LitttleJo]

And the Oscar goes to… Me! For the phone calls I pretend to make to avoid the people with petitions outside of Target!

[jordan 🌸 @LitttleJo]

My most controversial opinion to date is liking sliced bananas in fruit salad apparently

[jordan 🌸 @LitttleJo]

Mmm nothing like getting a paycheck just so I can spend $500 on contacts!

[jordan 🌸 @LitttleJo]

becoming deliriously tired at 9:45 pm every night isn’t the WORST thing corporate america has done to me but it’s certainly up there

[julieanne @larick_poem]

one more of my favorite poems ever (can someone tell me who it's by)

[jordan 🌸 @LitttleJo]

Using a 10 minute timer: boring for most of it, but loud and sudden when it goes off; definitely overused.

Using All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (Taylor’s Version) as a timer: creative and narrative; can be sung along to; evokes emotion.

[𝒩𝒶𝓉 @Dirtylittlethot]

“Mirai is a big threat” #CBBUS3

Mirai:

[Nancy Wang Yuen @nancywyuen]

Happy #LunarNewYear and #BlackHistoryMonth!

[💜 JV 💜 @javi_khoso]

brushing lilo's hair like their mom used to

[jordan 🌸 @LitttleJo]

Every single wrinkle I prevent by not stretching my eyelids to do eyeliner is immediately cancelled out by my nightly routine of rubbing my eyes for three minutes straight

[jordan 🌸 @LitttleJo]

tried to get characters with my enneagram type too so ya get the full picture

[honeyfuckle @cheytheemenace]

Choose 4 characters who have the same MBTI as you to introduce yourself to someone who doesn't know you
https://t.co/bheEVGfHu8

[jordan 🌸 @LitttleJo]

@matticure it's called literary appreciation

[Malik☂️ @maliktheoracle]

Narnia was crazy cause bro really almost had his whole family killed over some Turkish delights😭

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

wow I can’t believe today is jake gyllenhaal’s last day of peace like. ever

[GoFundMe @gofundme]

Taylor Swift’s bridges are the strongest part of this nation’s infrastructure.

[jordan 🌸 @LitttleJo]

@MAXTeamEsport @McBanterFace @EggowaffleHS @DreadEyeHS @zlsjs_HS @gamerrvg 1 2 5

[prance @bocxtop]

megan fox and mgk bravely answering the question “is it possible to be so annoying you stop being hot?”

[Kyle @McBanterFace]

I FUCKING DID ITTTT AND I'M GOING TO THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP LETS GOOOOOOO