Chris Livingston

Husband to an amazing woman. Father of 3 wonderful children. Owner of THE worst slice in history…but only with a driver.

[Chris Livingston @Liv2001]

@BuildaBetterWLD @YourAnonNews I completely forgot about DHMO! We need an online petition to stop the spread of DHMO…except in California. I hear they don’t have much.

[Chris Livingston @Liv2001]

@WilJay_1 Yeah…not being able to work on the car, thereby being forced to pay a shop, will NEVER…EVER…exceed my expectations as a man. smh

[Chris Livingston @Liv2001]

@EpochTimes Only an idiot would support something so heavy handed.

[Chris Livingston @Liv2001]

@SpockResists Wait…Joe Biden?

[Chris Livingston @Liv2001]

@TheAKGuy The AK Rep?

[Chris Livingston @Liv2001]

@StateDept Damn what a speech! At one point I honestly thought he was going to say, “They counted on America to be pacifists…they counted wrong.” Wow.

[Chris Livingston @Liv2001]

@MLB @PGATOUR @WMPhoenixOpen Drama? Turtle? Damn, where you been?!

[Chris Livingston @Liv2001]

@Fat_Electrician From what I’ve heard, the cake can be perceived as successful if paired with some apple pie.

Granted, it still tastes like ass, but at least the entire cake doesn’t collapse on itself.

[Chris Livingston @Liv2001]

@Hot_Pepper76 Love me some Marshall Tucker Band.

[Chris Livingston @Liv2001]

@medraresteaker @washghost1 Omg I had that!

[Chris Livingston @Liv2001]

@Edscurvy @washghost1 TCR WAS SICK! My older brother had a whole track on a 4x8 sheet of plywood. Nothing like alcohol and erasers to gain speed!

[Chris Livingston @Liv2001]

@washghost1 43rd for me. (Found it when I was 7)

[Chris Livingston @Liv2001]

@UtahFlatRanger @Fat_Electrician How long until the Hilux arrives in Iowa? Buy 2: one to drive and one for Top Gear reenactment.

[Chris Livingston @Liv2001]

@PeriklesGREAT Mag dump

[Chris Livingston @Liv2001]

@catturd2 Remember when Catturd showed up at halftime and lead the Mud Dogs to the Bourbon Bowl title, do ya?!?

[Chris Livingston @Liv2001]

@NUCLRGOLF That first tree on the right.

[Chris Livingston @Liv2001]

@zacharyebell I think you need to get a binder…

[Chris Livingston @Liv2001]

@DHSgov I award you no points…and may God have mercy on your soul.

Cooked ‘em.

[Chris Livingston @Liv2001]

@VigilantFox Oh, but that’s not what they meant! No one back then could have imagined going to space. Why do we even need a space program? No one needs that kind of science. They were only talking about the science used for hunting….

Hmmm…smfh

[Chris Livingston @Liv2001]

@CollinRugg @AOC Body shaming? Wow…very inclusive of you.