*gets left on read*
my brain:
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
me: “it was fun while it lasted”
I just walked into my room holding the remote and a glass of chocolate milk and I meant to toss the remote into my bed but instead I tossed the glass of chocolate milk onto my bed
Friends: “you hungry?”
Me: “I could eat”
aka I’ve been thinking about eating this entire time I was just waiting for someone else to say something first
I’m such a nonchalant friend. You bail on plans? Cool. You would rather hang out with your man? Great! You haven’t talked to me for 3 weeks? Fantastic. At the end of the day we all have our own lives, I’m always gonna be here.